A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: Nameless Wanderer

[threebetrayals]

Glitter? What, is your friend a cat?

[theheroics]

no! it was from the snow! people eat snow sometimes right?

Sender: Cloud Strife

[spikyheaded]

[...Cloud regrets checking the journals while he was out.]

Hypothetical, huh? How did this even happen?

[theheroics]

[ Please Cloud... don't use that tone of writing to him— ]

okay so the friend was making snowcones right? piling up a bunch of it and trying to eat it all at once

but the snow didnt taste like normal snow

Sender: Aerith Gainsborough

[inheritedearth]

Zack. Be honest with me.

Are you the friend?

1/2

[theheroics]

[ wait aerith no you weren't suppose to see this (even though it was completely public and he wrote it to everyone) ]

[theheroics]

[ ughhhhhhhhHHHHH OKAY FINE ]

i'm going to die.

i'm seriously going to die aren't i?

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. They're done for. [do NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL]

[... ... ...]

How did it taste?

[theheroics]

great!! just great!! [ ZACK DOESN'T KNOW THAT. HE DOESN'T.

welp time to start writing his will or something, I don't know—

but really link was asking all the right questions here ]

not as bad as you would think actually. better aftertaste than the first bite

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

that probably aint as bad as a taboo goo right

[theheroics]

yeah i think goo trumps glitter any day

at least it looked like actual snow

Sender: Erichthonios

[beshackled]

Has the glitter been determined to be comprised of materials that are toxic to them?

[theheroics]

uhhh really cant say for sure. it was the glitter that was falling from the sky

so it shouldnt be toxic right??

[sefirot]

If you die to such things, I'll be disappointed.

[theheroics]

i didnt say it was me!

Sender: Iris Wilson

[herlockian]

From the snow? I've been testing it, and I also have a medical degree.

I think they should be all right. Possibly some stomach discomfort, but I can't imagine it would get in the way of digestion that much. Unless it made some sort of large clump. That would probably require medical attention.

[theheroics]

when you say "medical attention" what do that mean?

[starshower]

Well, that depends. How much glitter did this "friend" eat?

[SHE HAS A CONCERN. But first, he gets a scolding.]

[theheroics]

[ NO TIFA NOT YOU TOO...... ]

my friend just ate like what

a handful? whatever it takes to make a snowcone

sender: Flowey

[your_best_friend]

In monster culture, people rub the dust a monster becomes on their favorite object in order to imbue the object with their essence.

I'm so sorry...

[FLOWEY, NO!]

[theheroics]

wait hang on im not exactly following here

youre saying i

my friend will become a monster?

[ please don't say that to him, that's a bit of a sore spot, actually- ]

Sender: Rufus

[ambitiousblond]

I'm not a medical professional but I've spiked someone's coffee with glitter in my younger days and they were unfortunately fine.

I have to ask though- why is your 'friend' eating glitter?


[Are you the friend, Zack? He's not judging...]

[theheroics]

[ He knows you'll judge him!! That's why he he is trying to keep this a secret. Sort of. ]

spiked? so you actually thought you could get rid of them with glitter?

[ That's not... looking so good in his case, then. ]

my friend was doing what any normal person would do when it snows. just didnt expect the snow to be glitter instead

Sender: Estinien Varlineau

[soughtrevenge]

aye, I've heard of men dying from far less.

[theheroics]

[ THAT... DOESN'T MAKE HIM FEEL ANY BETTER ]

you serious? man this is not how I need to go out

Sender: General Nuadha

[burnttoashes]

I'm going to presume this was an accident rather than intentional.

[theheroics]

little bit of both??

they didnt know what they were eating was glitter

sender: eustace

[flamekthunder]

[...]

Nice knowing you.

[theheroics]

OH CMON it cant be that serious




right?

Sender: Kazuma 兆麻

[nailed_navigation]

Why would anyone eat glitter without forethought of survival first?

[theheroics]

okay to be fair i

i mean they thought it was snow and not glitter! it wasnt until after that they figured out what it was

sender: sora

[oathkeeper]

uhhh what if you drink a lot of milk and water?

i bet you could just poop it all out

[theheroics]

idk if thatll help but anything worth a try

its gotta come out one way or another! guess im theyre gunna be best friends with the toilet for awhile

Sender: Yato

[intertwinedfates]

If you die, wanna become my shinki?

[He's so reassuring.]

[theheroics]

im not gunna die! no one dies from something like this!

sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

looks like youll be pooping glitter for the next year if its not going to eat you from the inside out

[theheroics]

both of those options sound terrifying

maybe break the news a little lighter?

sender: Yuki Tayuun

[egeiros]

I'm afraid I have to ask "how much is a lot?" Can you quantify that, mayhap? Even drawings might work to get a better idea.

[ also, why would anyone sit and eat glitter but that question can wait. ]

[theheroics]

[ Okay! This is a judgement free zone, thank you very much! ]

im not the best at drawing but

like two handsful maybe? enough that you can scoop it up with both hands and eat from

sender: Ace

[donfire]

your friend won't die! I had a lot of the glitter snow and I'm ok!

[theheroics]

seriously!? aw man thats the best news ive heard all day!

[ But wait. He's gotta ask- ]

did you know it was glitter?

Sender: Senku

[10billionpercent]

Glitter without an adhesive?

You'll be fine.

I would expect some very interesting bowel movements for a few days.

[ Do listen to him - he's a doctor. ]

[theheroics]

guess it could be worse

bowel movements i can deal with. dying? not so much