A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: Nameless Wanderer

[threebetrayals]

Glitter? What, is your friend a cat?

Sender: Cloud Strife

[spikyheaded]

[...Cloud regrets checking the journals while he was out.]

Hypothetical, huh? How did this even happen?

Sender: Aerith Gainsborough

[inheritedearth]

Zack. Be honest with me.

Are you the friend?

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. They're done for. [do NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL]

[... ... ...]

How did it taste?

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

that probably aint as bad as a taboo goo right

Sender: Erichthonios

[beshackled]

Has the glitter been determined to be comprised of materials that are toxic to them?

[sefirot]

If you die to such things, I'll be disappointed.

Sender: Iris Wilson

[herlockian]

From the snow? I've been testing it, and I also have a medical degree.

I think they should be all right. Possibly some stomach discomfort, but I can't imagine it would get in the way of digestion that much. Unless it made some sort of large clump. That would probably require medical attention.

[starshower]

Well, that depends. How much glitter did this "friend" eat?

[SHE HAS A CONCERN. But first, he gets a scolding.]

sender: Flowey

[your_best_friend]

In monster culture, people rub the dust a monster becomes on their favorite object in order to imbue the object with their essence.

I'm so sorry...

[FLOWEY, NO!]

Sender: Rufus

[ambitiousblond]

I'm not a medical professional but I've spiked someone's coffee with glitter in my younger days and they were unfortunately fine.

I have to ask though- why is your 'friend' eating glitter?


[Are you the friend, Zack? He's not judging...]

Sender: Estinien Varlineau

[soughtrevenge]

aye, I've heard of men dying from far less.

Sender: General Nuadha

[burnttoashes]

I'm going to presume this was an accident rather than intentional.

sender: eustace

[flamekthunder]

[...]

Nice knowing you.

Sender: Kazuma 兆麻

[nailed_navigation]

Why would anyone eat glitter without forethought of survival first?

sender: sora

[oathkeeper]

uhhh what if you drink a lot of milk and water?

i bet you could just poop it all out

Sender: Yato

[intertwinedfates]

If you die, wanna become my shinki?

[He's so reassuring.]

sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

looks like youll be pooping glitter for the next year if its not going to eat you from the inside out

sender: Yuki Tayuun

[egeiros]

I'm afraid I have to ask "how much is a lot?" Can you quantify that, mayhap? Even drawings might work to get a better idea.

[ also, why would anyone sit and eat glitter but that question can wait. ]

sender: Ace

[donfire]

your friend won't die! I had a lot of the glitter snow and I'm ok!

Sender: Senku

[10billionpercent]

Glitter without an adhesive?

You'll be fine.

I would expect some very interesting bowel movements for a few days.

[ Do listen to him - he's a doctor. ]