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dreamcrystals2021-11-18 09:38 pm
buriedvigil) wrote in dreamcrystals2021-11-18 09:38 pm
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Sender: Anonymous, but signed as 'Gossip' on the bottom
To: Everyone
Subject: Helpful titbit
A place that dozen't ask for any coin, you'd think that'd be a beggar's haven! But findin' myself lacking reason to sell my wares, so feel fortunate you're gettin' the best gossip from Fresno Street for completely free here.
And I got here a bit that's an absolute smasher! Now, got ye eyes glued to the page?
[Since it's all reading now, it's definitely different from telling passer-bys on the street. It's okay, he'll adapt.]
Just between uz, saw a man throw a shoe directly at another fella! Straight from the ground to a treehouse and it knocked the guy clean over! Everyone talkin' about these dreamotion abilities, but I witnessed with my very eyes how effective a shoe can be.
Maybe we should all start practicin' that move. But if you wanna tell me an effective alternative, I got me eyes open. Ya know, in case I run outta shoes.
[Contrary to his icon, Vigil is dressed in a nice enough suit, the blue overtone matching the gloom that seems to surround the man. There's definitely an exhausted air to him as he stares up at the fruit hanging from the tree, because this is apparently his life now. And he thought the whole business back home was tiring...]
Exploding fruits.....
[Because it can't be normal fruits here, they have to explode if touched. So, the only way to get them down is through those abilities everyone's been using, but... he really hasn't been practicing that. He looks around to anyone that's also working on this task and he musters up some courage, before addressing the other person.]
I do apologize, but... are you familiar with these dreamotion abilities?
To: Everyone
Subject: Helpful titbit
A place that dozen't ask for any coin, you'd think that'd be a beggar's haven! But findin' myself lacking reason to sell my wares, so feel fortunate you're gettin' the best gossip from Fresno Street for completely free here.
And I got here a bit that's an absolute smasher! Now, got ye eyes glued to the page?
[Since it's all reading now, it's definitely different from telling passer-bys on the street. It's okay, he'll adapt.]
Just between uz, saw a man throw a shoe directly at another fella! Straight from the ground to a treehouse and it knocked the guy clean over! Everyone talkin' about these dreamotion abilities, but I witnessed with my very eyes how effective a shoe can be.
Maybe we should all start practicin' that move. But if you wanna tell me an effective alternative, I got me eyes open. Ya know, in case I run outta shoes.
[Contrary to his icon, Vigil is dressed in a nice enough suit, the blue overtone matching the gloom that seems to surround the man. There's definitely an exhausted air to him as he stares up at the fruit hanging from the tree, because this is apparently his life now. And he thought the whole business back home was tiring...]
Exploding fruits.....
[Because it can't be normal fruits here, they have to explode if touched. So, the only way to get them down is through those abilities everyone's been using, but... he really hasn't been practicing that. He looks around to anyone that's also working on this task and he musters up some courage, before addressing the other person.]
I do apologize, but... are you familiar with these dreamotion abilities?
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well, he doesn't see a rule that the gossip has to be from here. ❱
I can tell you that I know of someone who looks like a bore but is actually some kind of galactic warlord or something of the sort. He's an alright guy except for the warlord thing. Anyway, he knows this other person from his home planet who wants to kill him for being a warlord, and that person is also engaged in some sort of strange relationship with this lunatic viking (who I don't claim culturally, by the way) and may have tried to kill him at one point. The gossip angle is the warlord thing being something of a secret only revealed to certain people, so it's quite a mess.
That's a much more exciting series of blind items compared to shoe clobbering.
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That sure is a story. He can't help but stare at the words for a few moments, even rereading them for a second time.]
And you accused me earlier of makin' up bedtime stories. Well, have to hand it to you, it's a one of a kind gossip.
I'll take it this time, your tale about murder, warlords, and vikings.