[OPEN] Childish anger intensifies

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Journal Text

[ Enjoy his cutesy comic sans like hand writing. ]



I. CAN'T. TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE VALUABLES IN THIS PLACE?! NOT A CENT. NOT A GRIMM. NOT A SINGLE MORSEL OF MONETARY VALUE.

HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!



I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Comments

[lonelysmiles]

No no no no! The ones that run appliances and other such things here! Surely you remember when they first appeared a few months back?

[stupidmammon]

[ . . . Something about this feels so fishy to him, but he can't risk not having something to gain here. ]

O-Oh yeah. Definitely. I totally remember that.

[lonelysmiles]

If you don't believe me, have a look: Last month, sent by what seems to be a former resident. The subject line is "Crystal Observations". And two months ago by the same author, "Crystal Research". You can't miss them.

[The best way to screw with someone? Use the absolute truth to prey on their weaknesses.]

[stupidmammon]

I wonder if he ever grabbed any crystals for himself... Maybe his junk is still where his place was....

[lonelysmiles]

Wouldn't know! Not very interesting to my mind, but perhaps it'll be worth your time to check!

[Should be fun to watch.]

[stupidmammon]

Wait. Why the hell isn't it interestin' to you though?

[lonelysmiles]

Greed wasn't my primary sin in life or death. Gluttony was more my speed considering I killed and ate my victims.

[stupidmammon]

... Yeah you'd make good friends with Beel.

[lonelysmiles]

Never had the pleasure of meeting my version of the Prince of Gluttony. Perhaps I'll meet your version someday here.

[stupidmammon]

He'd probably wanna eat you think'n you taste like a deer.

[lonelysmiles]

As much as I'd dislike getting eaten, he'd have excellent taste: Venison is one of my personal favorites.

[Still cannibalism given he's a deer demon.]

[stupidmammon]

How do you keep things so casual like that?

[lonelysmiles]

Why, it's simple! I'm already dead and in Hell. I have literally nothing left to lose save my own existence!

[stupidmammon]

Huh.... ya know that's like. Literally the first thing you've said that actually makes sense.

[lonelysmiles]

Oh what I say makes perfect sense, my good man! The question is how well are you listening?

[stupidmammon]

Nah it's definitely impossible to understand you usually. You always talk all... smartsy and stuff.

[lonelysmiles]

I weep for the current generation if my way of speaking is "smartsy and stuff". When I was alive, this was talking to the everyday American in an accent everyone could clearly understand.

[stupidmammon]

Oooi! Don't go actin' like I'm a child here! I'm older than you!

[ ... he thinks. ]

[lonelysmiles]

Is that so? Well, that's certainly interesting! You really can't tell the true age of a demon from his looks!

If you count my actual living hears, I'm almost 120. You?

[stupidmammon]

HAH! I was right I am older! I'm already thousands of years old~~~

[lonelysmiles]

Ah, I do apologize! I shouldn't have been laughing at your mental degradation!

[Mammon, there was no way you were going to win this one.]

[stupidmammon]

Degra— COME OVER HERE AN SAY THAT TO MY FACE, KID!

[lonelysmiles]

Absolutely! One should show at least some respect to one's elders, after all!

Where shall I meet you?

[stupidmammon]

Damn right you should! Pick a place I'll come find you!

[lonelysmiles]

Oh I'm fine with just about anywhere, but I do believe you should pick the place. I'd hate to put additional stress on your weary old bones!