cupid's arrow hitting true, public embarrassment version

[legbreakings]

Sender: Jiang Cheng
To: Everyone
Subject: Look at him!

OOC: Set during these 10 minutes or so when Jiang Cheng was under the influence of a Cupid's Arrow and worshipped his sister's duck

[ A painstakingly formed drawing appears slowly on the page, depicting a duck looking rather malicious. ]

Look at him! Isn't Niuniu the most graceful duck you have ever seen?

I would like to apologize in front of everyone for all the terrible things I said about him in the past! I was wrong, I just didn't understand that he is brilliant and wonderful!

Comments

Re: Sender: L. Balsa

[legbreakings]

Of course! I have never been better! His beak is strong and sharp when he pecks my foot, it's so impressive!

[allegedprisoner]

I fail to see how that's a proper reaction to being pecked by a bird.

Are you sure you're feeling well?

[legbreakings]

I'm feeling the best I have in ages! I'm happy! Niuniu is ADORABLE

[allegedprisoner]

One moment please.

[ He needs to flip to the Dream Board section and see if there are any monsters attacking people...

And comes across some suspicious quests. ]

What was the last thing you remember before you began to appreciate the duck?

[legbreakings]

I have always appreciated Niuniu, I just didn't know it yet!

[ But. Hmm... ]

I was coming to check if my sister needs help with her soup cart. And Niuniu was pecking at my feet. Some idiot shot me with an arrow.

[allegedprisoner]

[ Taking a moment to check the dream board again. There does seem to be a quest about shooting people with magic-

OH. ]

I suggest you see a healer about getting the arrow removed. That can't be good for your health. [ And it's also messing with your brain. ]

[legbreakings]

[ A healer would be a really good idea, before he embarrasses himself more in public, and yet... ]

But A-Niu is still angry with me! I can't leave until I have won his forgiveness.

[allegedprisoner]

[ Huh??? ]

Who is A-Niu?

[legbreakings]

The duck! Niuniu is the beautiful duck whose drawing you saw!