cupid's arrow hitting true, public embarrassment version

[legbreakings]

Sender: Jiang Cheng
To: Everyone
Subject: Look at him!

OOC: Set during these 10 minutes or so when Jiang Cheng was under the influence of a Cupid's Arrow and worshipped his sister's duck

[ A painstakingly formed drawing appears slowly on the page, depicting a duck looking rather malicious. ]

Look at him! Isn't Niuniu the most graceful duck you have ever seen?

I would like to apologize in front of everyone for all the terrible things I said about him in the past! I was wrong, I just didn't understand that he is brilliant and wonderful!

Comments

Sender: L. Balsa

[allegedprisoner]

[ . . . That's a lot of praise for a duck. ]

Is everything alright, sir?

Re: Sender: L. Balsa

[legbreakings]

Of course! I have never been better! His beak is strong and sharp when he pecks my foot, it's so impressive!

[allegedprisoner]

I fail to see how that's a proper reaction to being pecked by a bird.

Are you sure you're feeling well?

sender: emil

[enflame]

I knew you were stark raving mad but this is a new low.

Sender: Jiang Cheng

[legbreakings]

Says the man who understands neither shotguns NOR ducks!

You're not insulting Niuniu to my face!

[enflame]

Who rants and raves about the beauty of a duck? Unless you're talking about a cooked one?

Sender: Eustace

[flamekthunder]

And you thought to share this with us...why?

[Normally he would just ignore and flip the page. But this seems........very odd.]

Sender: Jiang Cheng

[legbreakings]

Because everybody needs to know and appreciate Niuniu!

[flamekthunder]

Does this Niuniu have any special skill or ability?

Sender: Futaba Sakura

[mwehehe]

It's just a duck, isn't it? I don't see anything special about him.

[legbreakings]

[ Gasp! ]

How can you insult A-Niu like this! He is not "just" a duck he is the most majestic duck that has ever lived!

[mwehehe]

[...but it's— SIGH]

He looks like any other duck out there, though. Could you even spot him in a gaggle of other ducks if he was gonna blend in?

[Just. Throwing that out there.]

sender: Ferran

[noblegarnet]

[What the hell is with all these negative responses? Hasn't anyone ever wanted to share a pet pic before??? Ferran will remedy this situation.]

He looks like he's going to bite anyone who looks at him wrong. He's perfect.

Sender: Jiang Cheng

[legbreakings]

Finally someone sensible!

Isn't he beautiful! Look at his plumage! His feathers are glossy and vividly colored, and he is very ferocious! He really would murder you if you cross him.

[noblegarnet]

[He's always ready to praise the best pets, even when they're the worst. In fact, he got some practice in with Blossom just a couple months ago!]

It has to be hard being a bird. The fact that he still manages to look so good while being ready to fight is honestly impressive.

sender: lio

[piromare]

[ first sweaters, now ducks. ]

Nice duck.
It looks upset.

What did you do to it?

[legbreakings]

[ He sure has some bad luck with the journals. ]

I didn't do anything to him! I would never! Well, not anymore. He hates me but I'm working on changing his mind!

sender: tifa lockhart

[starshower]

[Well isn't that just the most, um... interesting duck Tifa's ever seen! But who is she to question a man's love for animals?]

Tell Niuniu it's a pleasure to meet him.

[Even if it is just a scribble on the page.]

But why does he look so upset?

[legbreakings]

I have just told him! I showed him your response, too. He tried to peck my fingers, I believe that means he is happy to meet you, too.

He isn't upset! This is his happy attack face.

Sender: Madhuri

[songbird_slayer]

What fabulous fowl whose fascination you unfold for us fine folk.

Fill us in on your favorite features of this fine feathered friend!

[legbreakings]

You know how to apppreciate his beauty! I should have known you would, you always have good taste.

His plumage has the most vivid colors, like gleaming jewels! His glare is fierce, and his beak a deadly weapon.

Sender: Anya

[grandduchess_anya]

Hehehe, it looks like your duck seems to be a bad mood today. Did someone tried to steal his lunch while he was not looking?

(Anya is feeling a little mischievous right now, so she is being a total troll at the moment.)

[legbreakings]

Do you think someone would do that?! How vile! It would explain why he is in such a fighting mood today!

Sender: Merisia

[likescaves]

Really? It looks like a pretty average duck to me.

[legbreakings]

How can you say such a thing! He is the smartest, most graceful and charming duck that has ever existed!