cupid's arrow hitting true, public embarrassment version

[legbreakings]

Sender: Jiang Cheng
To: Everyone
Subject: Look at him!

OOC: Set during these 10 minutes or so when Jiang Cheng was under the influence of a Cupid's Arrow and worshipped his sister's duck

[ A painstakingly formed drawing appears slowly on the page, depicting a duck looking rather malicious. ]

Look at him! Isn't Niuniu the most graceful duck you have ever seen?

I would like to apologize in front of everyone for all the terrible things I said about him in the past! I was wrong, I just didn't understand that he is brilliant and wonderful!

Comments

[enflame]

Who rants and raves about the beauty of a duck? Unless you're talking about a cooked one?

[legbreakings]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COOKING HIM YOU MONSTER!

I will defend him with my life!

[enflame]

I would understand feeling like this about a cat or something but ducks are eating animals. And they’re noisy and smell, even if they weren’t.

CERTAINLY not worth your life. Calling you deranged was half in jest before but I should take my gut instinct more seriously.

[legbreakings]

He is not an EATING animal he is a loving and cuddling animal!And he isn't smelly, he smells just fine!

You're the deranged one here, threatening to murder him!

[enflame]

I'm not coming to cook your ridiculous duck. If you care so much about your pet, he's all yours.

It's just an odd thing to proclaim so loudly in a journal. I have to keep opening this thing and looking at it.

[legbreakings]

Well I don't want you looking at Niuniu anyway if you can't appreciate his beauty!

[ HRMPF! ]

You're just jealous!

[enflame]

Jealous of what? That you've got a readily available dinner option?

[legbreakings]

Jealous that I have such a wonderful companion!

And don't call him dinner, why is everybody calling him dinner! I would never eat my darling Niuniu!