third entry ⊗ anonymous: dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Sender: Anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone EXCEPT TIFA
Subject: Dating Advice

Requesting dating advice.

[ooc: yep that's it that's the post, and it is anonymous! Eustace also can't believe he's doing this but boy he needs it. Those who respond can either be anonymous or have their handle visible. Threads are also completely open to anyone so they can see responses. Eustace's responses will be anon by default (don't make me put the label every time please—)]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[excuse him what is this invasion of privacy???]

Why does that matter?

[oathkeeper]

it matters a lot! if the person wants to smooch dating is the easy part!

[flamekthunder]

[Does he have to answer this...........................................]

How so?

[oathkeeper]

it's obvious isn't it? if you two know you wanna kiss each other then everything else is just a bonus and part of dating! figuring out the rest should be easy!

[flamekthunder]

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Assume we're past that.

[Like. Way past that.]

[oathkeeper]

[Well! That's great!!]

okay! awesome! so the next part would be spending time with them and doing things together! show them stuff you like doing and see what they like to do too! remember, it goes both ways!

[flamekthunder]

[Why! Does he! Use! So much! Exclamation marks!!!]

Things we both like to do...this is something I'm hearing a lot, so I'll put my focus on that.

[oathkeeper]

[Excitement!! He's so happy for you, anonymous dude.]

Yeah, and make sure you surprise them with their favourite food or gift every once in a while too. Make them blush!

[flamekthunder]

Making them blush hasn't been too difficult.

[But surprise food or gift... He could manage that, surely.]

[oathkeeper]

haha then i don't think you have anything to worry about much! just keep doing that!

[flamekthunder]

I'm not sure they would approve if I did so during a public date, however.

Sender: Zidane

[tantailizing]

I mean, casual 'smooching' is a thing.

[darkcharge]

It better well not be in this case.

[tantailizing]

Nah, I doubt it is in this instant. It's too direct.

[darkcharge]

I meant don't go putting ideas in Sora's head.

[tantailizing]

Oooooh.

Well, doesn't sound like it's anything new to him.

[oathkeeper]

yeah something tells me this isn't that sort of thing! haha!

[tantailizing]

It's not, sounds serious. Time to get the candles and roses.

[oathkeeper]

depending on how serious we might need to bust out the wedding bells!

[tantailizing]

Great! Dibs on being a wedding planner!

[No dibs Zidane, this is serious!]

[flamekthunder]

[He wants to say something SO BADLY RIGHT NOW but it would out him so he's just. Going to ignore it.

as if Zidane hasn't already figured him out upthread]

[oathkeeper]

Ahah! Sure! I'll be the wedding planner assistant! I'll run all the errands!

[They'll have a whole crew!]

[tantailizing]

Great! We'll have to look at indoor and outdoor venues!

[oathkeeper]

yeah! since it's pretty much spring it should be easy pickings!

[Weddings, free real estate!]

[flamekthunder]

[okay he can't stay silent anymore.]

Don't.

[Sure this could be a joke. But it's also Zidane involved. There's a non-zero chance he would actually try to do something.]