Mission 1

[strawberryredgrave]

Sender: Dante Sparda
To: Everyone
Subject: Introductions

Can't say I mind this new locale very much. Would mind it a lot less if I didn't get separated from my brother, but if this place really is some extra elaborate dream thing, then he'll be fine.

So while I wonder if my nephew smacked me hard enough to send me here, I should make myself known. The name's Dante, the founder of Devil May Cry. We're guns (and swords) for hire who specialize in the supernatural and lemme tell you, we've seen a lot of weird stuff. Ancient portals to Hell reopening, cults using demonic power to pose as gods, blood sucking demon trees, we've handled them all. I ain't suggesting this is all demonic powers at play here, but it wouldn't surprise me.

"But Dante, you handsome devil" you're probably saying, "there's probably a few demons here already that are pretty cool. You're gonna offend them with this." And maybe I would, if I left it there. I've taken enough cases to know that not only are there good demons just getting by, but also bad people - human, demon or otherwise - manipulating who and whatever they can to get their way. Those are the people we kill. Like a Lady friend of mine once said: even a devil may cry when they lose a loved one.

I was just about ready to go into sort of retirement, but given the circumstances, I got at least one more job to do. Wanna collaborate? Chances are it won't be my weirdest.

Comments

[stupidmammon]

So if you're all into this hero business savin' the day from assholes, does that make ya a demon who fancies the other side, or a human who saw the light of demons or somethin?

[strawberryredgrave]

I'll be honest: knowing me, the answer won't be a secret for very long.

But there's no time for the mystery to stew if I just tell you.

[stupidmammon]

lmaoo You know what? That's fair. I'd hate be be the fun police over here, takin' away your mystery~

[strawberryredgrave]

That's the spirit. I'll try not to disappoint.

Get the feeling my line of work's not gonna be too relevant here, though. And I'm pretty okay with that. Doesn't mean there won't be any big reveal, of course.

[stupidmammon]

Well, Mr. Mysterious. Are ya at least old enough to drink?

[strawberryredgrave]

Easily.

[stupidmammon]

Then when you're done bein' all daaaark and mysterious~ Come find The Great Mammon and I'll even share a drink or two with ya.

[strawberryredgrave]

Sounds like a good time.

Shouldn't by hard to find someone with the first name "The".