The Old College Try

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: i write in the book and people read this???


OK so

I had a genius idea and wanna test sumthin

someone come swing at me. one guy and one girl. kick my ass if you want.

then we go eat or whatever after. i dunno.

Comments

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey somehow manages to follow along despite being rooted into the ground. Burrowing through the ground with his stem and head sticking out is easy for the flower.]

We'll just wait and see if he's a good a cook as I am~.

[mansbestend]

I'll take you up on that sometime; I wanna know how the hell a flower makes lunch with no hands.

[He grinned and stepped before the stand, gesturing to it with a thumb before having a seat.]

Miso, please. Extra noodles... oh, and an egg!

[your_best_friend]

With vines!

[And once Denji orders...]

Ditto for me!

[The flower remains firmly rooted into the ground. He can't exactly hop up on a seat.]

[mansbestend]

"With vines"... yeah, should have figured.

[So he'd eat with his vines too, he wagered. Dirt in the ramen wouldn't be a complete waste. Just weird. When the order was ready, he took the first and set it on the ground within reach before getting his own.]

Damn, am I glad to see you, noodles. Not a bit of meat in sight, neither.

[He dug right in. The small dizzy feeling he'd been having slowly dissipated. Having saws in the brain made you lose blood pretty quick.]

So which do you like better, that weird black screen stuff or realtime fights?

[your_best_friend]

I'm much, much more familiar with normal FIGHTs. Haven't been in too many realtime FIGHTs. Maybe... like... two or three.

[With that, Flowey nabs some chopsticks and takes a small bit of noodles from his bowl to see how they taste. Aaaaand...]

...Hm! These are actually really decent!

[mansbestend]

Right? I think they got healing magic in 'em or somethin'. I feel better after a bowl.

[C'mere egg. Into the mouth.]

Anyway, I guess I can see the appeal of FIGHTs, take the time to think up a strategy or somethin' instead of goin' on the fly.

[your_best_friend]

The food might be magic food. Monsters never ate physical food and magic food heals you.

[Flowey slurps up another clump of noodles. Yum!]

Yeah, and it's a perfect chance to show off your bullet patterns. You can tell a lot about a monster by looking at them. Just hope someone like me doesn't try to destroy or steak your FIGHT or MERCY or whatever buttons so you're unable to do anything~.

[Immediately after that, Flowey shifts the topic a little.]

The FIGHTS have been like that for a very long time. Monster history books don't say exactly when, but they say it's been that way since before the monsters were sealed into Mt. Ebott.

[mansbestend]

You bust my buttons and I can just hold my turn until you get bored or quit, y'know. I'll even give you a front row seat to my awesome singing voice.

[Dear god don't take him up on this.]

...So they just call you "monsters"? No like, badass mystical names given up by ancient lords or...?

[your_best_friend]

[That actually can be a valid tactic and it's one Flowey's had to contend with on multiple occasions when dealing with Smiley Trashbag. Physically dodging, too. It's the worst.]

I'll keep that in mind.

Why would we call monsters a nickname given by ancient lords? It's just what they biologically are. What, you humans have your own badass nickname given by ancient monster lords?

[mansbestend]

I mean, not for people specific. In comic books they call giant monsters that crush buildings 'kaiju', and then you got stuff like mermaids, sirens, banshees... all monsters but they got some kinda title for what kinda monster they are.

Hell, I'm supposed to be called a 'fiend', I guess. I'm not exactly human.