KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[stupidmammon]

True true. You ain't gonna catch any goody twoshoes bein' able to work on that level. Charm an' a real good convincin' attitude. Aint no one gonna be manipulated by you if you make 'em feel like they cant trust ya.

I mean unless it's outta fear, but that's like a whole nother can of worms.

[itstillhurt]

Being liked and trusted is the easiest lever to manipulate, but the least reliable.

In my experience, the easiest route is to simply convince the target that you can give them what they want if they cooperate with you. Do that, and they won't care how little they trust you.

[stupidmammon]

Man you've really thought about this, havent you. I'm kinda impressed!

[itstillhurt]

The subject might have crossed my mind on occasion.

[stupidmammon]

You could prolly get anything you wanted here if you started workin' your magic like that.

[itstillhurt]

I've always excelled at getting what I want.

There's not much here worth wanting, at the moment.

[stupidmammon]

Maaaan I feel that. Like what's a greed demon supposed to do when there ain't even money!

[itstillhurt]

Barter for favors, it seems. I suppose it's the only economy we have here.