KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[stupidmammon]

Tryin' to do what now??

[stillarhino]

shoot the boobies?
like basketball you know
only with the stuff thats stuck in the well

[Perhaps he means the baubles?]

[stupidmammon]

You must have one pure as hell heart if that's what you think boobies are, kid.

[stillarhino]

i know what the hell boobs are aight
aint my fault these things called the same thing as them

[stupidmammon]

B A U B L E S not B O O B I E S

You ain't gonna see no one breasting boobily with these wish orbs!

[stillarhino]

[...]

nah i like boobies better
easier to say that

[stupidmammon]

You're askin' to get slapped by any girl around but more power to ya.

[stillarhino]

huh?
it aint like im talking about their boobs

[stupidmammon]

Maybe not, but they'll hear you talkin' about boobs and be like

"KYAAAA HES SUCH A PERVERTTT"

[stillarhino]

that aint gonna happen yo
imma just tell them about the boobies and im good

[stupidmammon]

Yeah. You tell 'em

Make sure you go into great detail about how big an' round they are. I'm sure they'll understand.

[stillarhino]

thats what im talking about yo
now you getting it