tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[bakudan_bambino]

Anyone that’s hot! That’s a wide preference range but I guess depends on what you’re into?

Are there any in this place?

What are you, then? Some kind of trouble making match-maker?

[helluvaboss]

Im an imp and I kill professionally! In this place im specializing in nightmare monster killing.

im just a regular guy whose been around the block

[bakudan_bambino]

i know a lot of people that kill professionally!

I’m not usually so friendly, but I think I would enjoy talking with you more often. You seem to know quite a lot!

And I did a lot of fighting back home, and have yet to take on any nightmares here

[helluvaboss]

Well if u wanna get in on the fun u should come by IMP:DMC

Me and Dante are organizing and training nightmare killers here and a few peeps 'woke up' and went back home. Were all very cool and us adults are sexy ;)

[bakudan_bambino]

I can’t tell if you want my patronage or are trying to give me a job.

I’m sixteen and why should your sexiness play into nightmare-killing?

[helluvaboss]

Ah ur younger than I thought thats ok tho, ur Denji's age

its fun to kill and look hot doing it!

[bakudan_bambino]

I’m used to people treating me like I’m older.

Is Denji someone I should know?

I’d like to try!

[helluvaboss]

If u join he'll be ur coworker! Hes pretty cool his head turns into a fuckin chainsaw

chat up me or dante and we'll see what u got kiddo

[bakudan_bambino]

Is that NORMAL for him? Sounds… loud and uncomfortable.

When would it be best for me to stop by?

[helluvaboss]

Im on boyfriend-bedrest-enforcement duty BUT Dantes usually around! and Denji likes hangin out in the office so u can at least meet him there too

[bakudan_bambino]

Damn.

Alright

[helluvaboss]

dont worry if u like me you'll like Dante

dont hurt any of the plants tho or madhuri will whoop ur ass. source: ass got whooped

[bakudan_bambino]

I’m not worried about that.

[he should edit his self insert to say SHY AF]


Have any designated areas for explosion?

[helluvaboss]

not yet but tHAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME we can set that shit up!

[bakudan_bambino]

If I’m going to show off my skills, I need a space that can handle it.

[helluvaboss]

we'll make the space dont u worry

fuckin great to meet ya kid I got a good feelin about ya

[bakudan_bambino]

I better show up when you’re around, then. Wouldn’t want you missing out

You too, Blitzø.

[ibarahime]

[This guy sure likes to swear a lot. Kind of reminds her of talking to Cinderella, actually.]

So which one is the one that you picked for yourself? Or would you also pick Reya too?

[helluvaboss]

Im feelin like Whippets today

<3!

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Is this really where we're going with this? Whether or not I can draw a better horse, which I can, doesn't detract from the reality that you draw like a child.

[Hey, Kaiba might not be Pegasus but he's confident enough in his drafting abilities to make that claim]

[itsytitsyspider]

Eh, pirates are all right.

I'm partial bad boys in a nice three-piece suit kinda guy. Can't tell ya how hot it is feeling that looming danger hanging over ya knowing he could kill you if he wanted. Fuck, gives me goose bumps.

[itsytitsyspider]

HA! Looks like someone found some gel pens. I thought I scared ya off with how long you were gone.

Liking the choice of color~

[ibarahime]

Whippets does have pretty hair. Looks like it would be soft, maybe.

[helluvaboss]

Definitely. Shes got the kind of hair that u get jealous of!

[helluvaboss]

HEY pirates are rad as shit and cool and dangerous!

But I get u, u mean u want that suave shit. Less 'get swept off the deck by a dashing swashbuckler' and more 'play with fire' kinda thing?