tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

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[helluvaboss]

HEY pirates are rad as shit and cool and dangerous!

But I get u, u mean u want that suave shit. Less 'get swept off the deck by a dashing swashbuckler' and more 'play with fire' kinda thing?

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh no, don't get me wrong. Pirates have a nice sense of style. What I'm not into is the whole unwashed ass and lack of hygiene.

Also, not a fan of water.

Yeah, something like that. Nothing is more of a huge turn on than flirtin' with danger, ya know? Bet you understand what I'm gettin' at with your line of work.