tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[itsytitsyspider]

Eh, pirates are all right.

I'm partial bad boys in a nice three-piece suit kinda guy. Can't tell ya how hot it is feeling that looming danger hanging over ya knowing he could kill you if he wanted. Fuck, gives me goose bumps.

[helluvaboss]

HEY pirates are rad as shit and cool and dangerous!

But I get u, u mean u want that suave shit. Less 'get swept off the deck by a dashing swashbuckler' and more 'play with fire' kinda thing?

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh no, don't get me wrong. Pirates have a nice sense of style. What I'm not into is the whole unwashed ass and lack of hygiene.

Also, not a fan of water.

Yeah, something like that. Nothing is more of a huge turn on than flirtin' with danger, ya know? Bet you understand what I'm gettin' at with your line of work.