003 ⚘ journal entry

[skyglider]

Sender: Link
To: Everyone
Subject: Hello.

[The Story Eater has been vanquished and most of the elements it summoned have disappeared. But caches of Malice that appeared during the event have stubbornly remained around Reverein. Link isn't much of a journal post person, but he decides to say something anyway.

First, an imprint of a picture appears, along with an arrow pointing directly at it and a big, bold X.]

Don't touch the purple stuff.

[... That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[skyglider]

Ah. That may be going a little far.

[itstillhurt]

In what regard?

[skyglider]

Many strange things that happen here are harmless. Some might assume this is the same way.

[itstillhurt]

Even if it was otherwise unremarkable, it looks disgusting and toxic. That alone should dissuade anybody with a brain.

[skyglider]

Apparently it also looks like jam.

1/2

[itstillhurt]

[LOOKS LIKE-]

2/2

[itstillhurt]

How have any of these people survived their childhoods?

[skyglider]

That's probably a valid question.

[One that he's absolutely NOT GONNA ANSWER]

[itstillhurt]

Then I stand by my initial statement.

[skyglider]

It's good to speak with conviction.