003 ⚘ journal entry

[skyglider]

Sender: Link
To: Everyone
Subject: Hello.

[The Story Eater has been vanquished and most of the elements it summoned have disappeared. But caches of Malice that appeared during the event have stubbornly remained around Reverein. Link isn't much of a journal post person, but he decides to say something anyway.

First, an imprint of a picture appears, along with an arrow pointing directly at it and a big, bold X.]

Don't touch the purple stuff.

[... That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[stillarhino]

my tummy kinda hurts but aint nothing i cant handle

[skyglider]

Hm.
Drink plenty of water.

[Well it's MY SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING, SO WHY NOT.]

[stillarhino]

dyou know if anything weirds gonna happen?




like izzit gonna gimme some kinda superpower like in the movies?

[skyglider]

Something weird usually happens around here.

[Setting aside the "what's a movie" thing--] Hopefully you won't turn into a monster.

1/2

[stillarhino]

you know what im talking about man

you know whats weird tho

[stillarhino]

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

that you aint picked up that im just messing with ya man

1/3

[skyglider]

[??? Wh--]

[skyglider]

[... ... ... oh]




Oh.

[skyglider]

[Okay that's kind of a relief.]

Looks like you'll live to see another day after all.

[stillarhino]

its gonna take more than some taboo goo to take me down yo

[skyglider]

[He's certainly not going to say anything, but "taboo goo" makes him laugh.]

That much I believe without question.

[stillarhino]

if i see anyone trying to mess around with it imma make sure they get the memo

[skyglider]

I appreciate it.
The goo is, indeed, taboo.