003 ⚘ journal entry

[skyglider]

Sender: Link
To: Everyone
Subject: Hello.

[The Story Eater has been vanquished and most of the elements it summoned have disappeared. But caches of Malice that appeared during the event have stubbornly remained around Reverein. Link isn't much of a journal post person, but he decides to say something anyway.

First, an imprint of a picture appears, along with an arrow pointing directly at it and a big, bold X.]

Don't touch the purple stuff.

[... That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[bakudan_bambino]

Maybe if you think someone’s going to try eating it, you should add that into your original writing?

“Don’t touch OR EAT the purple stuff”

Thank you.

[skyglider]

In hindsight, there are probably several things I should have added.

[bakudan_bambino]

Why not add them now?

[skyglider]

What's the fun in that?

[bakudan_bambino]

You’re alerting people of this stuff for fun?

[skyglider]

Guess I need a better hobby.

[bakudan_bambino]

Are journal safety announcements your usual hobby?

[skyglider]

I wouldn't go that far.

[bakudan_bambino]

What do you mean?

Why'd you even write it?

[skyglider]

It's anyone's guess at this point, honestly

[bakudan_bambino]

What, how you're helpful and totally not, all at the same time?

[skyglider]

That sounds about right, for me.

[bakudan_bambino]

You're not a very serious person, are you?