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[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: lemme pet your dog

Fall's kinda pretty. The stuff here's kinda like the way it goes back home. The food kicks ass tho, that's the best part.

Anyway, my dog Maple is feelin kinda lonely and I was told to try doin somethin healthy for this "depression" shit. So I'm going for walks in the Wildlands and Maple gets exercise, right, but I don't see other people out doin this kinda stuff, or they do it way later than I do. I do it in the morning.

If you have a dog, Maple wants to meet em. If you dont have a dog, Maple wants to meet you. Dreamotion lets me talk to dogs, so its not like a speech barrier or whatever, so it'll work out.

Anyway, if it sounds like something you wanna do, hit me up.

Oh- does Halloween stuff happen here? I don't need to shop for a costume, but free candy to stuff into a drawer at home for late night snacking would be pretty fuckin sick.

Comments

Sender: Anya

[grandduchess_anya]

I have a dog myself and he is very well behaved for the most part. He wouldn’t mind saying hello to Maple as well: the more company the better.

Oh why yes. Halloween is a thing in this world as well. I have experienced it in this world twice now.

[mansbestend]

wouldn't matter if your dog's an asshole. they're still invited.

Good to know. I'm ready to load up on free shit!

[grandduchess_anya]

Oh good. Pooka will be very happy to know that he gets invited along.

Yeah that’s right. Free candy couldn’t come any closer now and it should be loads of fun finding them all around town.

[mansbestend]

So Maple just said Pooka is already her best friend and they haven't met yet
That's how weird she is
She's great tho

[grandduchess_anya]

Awwww… That is very sweet of her. Seeing the best in everyone and having no mean bone in her. How adorably cute and sweet at the same time.

[mansbestend]

cute, sweet, until she decides you cant go anywhere.
then she sits on you.

oh she's a leaner too, so plant your feet in kind of a way that won't knock you on your ass, just as a heads up

[grandduchess_anya]

Ah okay, I see. Thank you for the heads up ahead of time.

I will need to make sure that my feet are firmly planted onto the ground so she doesn’t knock me out so easily.

[mansbestend]

she's a pain in the ass
but she's my pain in the ass

[grandduchess_anya]

That is very understandable. Pooka can be annoying sometimes and he can get mad at anything terrible or evil happening but he is still a good dog in the end.

[mansbestend]

a pooch with morals huh
does he use the crosswalk and change the toilet paper roll when its low?

[grandduchess_anya]

In a way, yes. He does use the sidewalks all the time, though I am not so sure if dogs have the opposable thumbs to change out the paper frequently.

[mansbestend]

Nah
They just use their mouths

[grandduchess_anya]

Oh right. Understood. To be fair, he does help me in fetching stuff with his mouth. So maybe he could bring in the toilet paper with it too.

[mansbestend]

right! then you can peel off the sludgy paper that fell apart from all the slobber.

[grandduchess_anya]

Oooh! Good idea. I better start teaching him how to switch rolls of toilet paper so he will be able to do some more things while I’m busy with other tasks and errands.

[mansbestend]

Be careful of a slippery slope
Next you'll ask the poor guy to cook for you
Then you'll wonder why you're having kibbles for the fourth night in a row

[grandduchess_anya]

Oh right. I better keep him away from the kitchen stove before he tries to see it as an alternative fireplace or tries to cook with his paws.

My lucky rabbit Mashka wouldn’t mind the extra kibble to be honest.

[mansbestend]

whys your rabbit lucky? does it have extra feet?

[grandduchess_anya]

Apparently her kind has the ability to grant luck onto anyone who catches them. Hers involves good luck. And no she does not have extra feet on her.

[mansbestend]

that's pretty sick. Wouldn't mind one of those.

[grandduchess_anya]

Yeah. They are great companions to have around. Even helps in finding things and getting things done a little better than in most situations.