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[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: lemme pet your dog

Fall's kinda pretty. The stuff here's kinda like the way it goes back home. The food kicks ass tho, that's the best part.

Anyway, my dog Maple is feelin kinda lonely and I was told to try doin somethin healthy for this "depression" shit. So I'm going for walks in the Wildlands and Maple gets exercise, right, but I don't see other people out doin this kinda stuff, or they do it way later than I do. I do it in the morning.

If you have a dog, Maple wants to meet em. If you dont have a dog, Maple wants to meet you. Dreamotion lets me talk to dogs, so its not like a speech barrier or whatever, so it'll work out.

Anyway, if it sounds like something you wanna do, hit me up.

Oh- does Halloween stuff happen here? I don't need to shop for a costume, but free candy to stuff into a drawer at home for late night snacking would be pretty fuckin sick.

Comments

[littletomato]

what's a hallyween

[mansbestend]

it's this badass holiday where people dress up like sexy witches or monsters and go around getting candy door to door from people

also some crap about the spirit world and magic being stronger or whatever but that's mostly storybook stuff.

[A pause.]

I mean
it might be real here actually
because what the hell isn't real here?

[littletomato]

okay but

that sounds incredible??? how did i miss this

waaaait

you usually have to like buy the candy and costumes don't you that makes sense now i think on it

still! this sounds super heckin fun and i am STRONGLY considering being a rebel and picking sexy monster witch

[mansbestend]

some worlds don't have halloween and it blows my mind
it sucks, I feel sorry for em

Be the rebel sexy monster witch you wanna be tho
I'm curious and wanna see what you come up with

Sender: Anya

[grandduchess_anya]

I have a dog myself and he is very well behaved for the most part. He wouldn’t mind saying hello to Maple as well: the more company the better.

Oh why yes. Halloween is a thing in this world as well. I have experienced it in this world twice now.

[mansbestend]

wouldn't matter if your dog's an asshole. they're still invited.

Good to know. I'm ready to load up on free shit!

[grandduchess_anya]

Oh good. Pooka will be very happy to know that he gets invited along.

Yeah that’s right. Free candy couldn’t come any closer now and it should be loads of fun finding them all around town.

Sender: Hu Tao

[localweirdo]

And why does such an occasion require one to dress up in a costume?

[mansbestend]

I think it's why you shout 'trick or treat' when you go to somebody's house and you're pretending to be what you're dressed up as

Then they gotta give up candy or you play a prank on em. There's probably some kinda legend but I don't know it

[localweirdo]

Oh? Why hadn't anyone told me about this? It seems like such a fun holiday! To think that you can dress up and play pranks on people for the sake of candy?

It seems like something I would enjoy!

Sender: Maedhros

[holdshisown]

Halloween? What is that?

I'm afraid I don't have a dog either, but if Maple want's to meet new people I am not against making a new acquaintance. I do spend most of my time in the Wildlands so if you want a companion on your walks I'd be happy to offer my company.

[mansbestend]

the best I got is 'spooky time where monsters and witches are more powerful' and 'some places don't have monsters or witches, dress up, and go knocking on people's doors to prank them unless they give you candy'.

so really take your pick.

Company sounds nice and movin in groups feels safer. Maple gets friends and I get a workout too, so its a win-win-win

[holdshisown]

How strange... we don't have anything like that where I'm from. Though, I must say that if I had to chose I'd prefer the latter, the monsters of my world is bad enough as they are they don't need anything boosting their powers.

Then I'm happy to oblige. I haven't had any trouble from the creatures of the woods here, but I am used to traversing wild places so that isn't much of a surprise. I'm more than willing to provide a bit of extra saftey for your strolls.

[queenofminiskirts]

don't you know it's rude to bring up your pet and not share a photo of them? pay your pet tax, you tax evader.

also you can't get free candy without a costume. it's the law.

[No it isn't...]

[mansbestend]

I dunno how pictures work on these things but I can ask Maple to go bug ya if she knows where you live

I have a costume so I'm no fuckin rulebreaker!

I just
come with one

[queenofminiskirts]

you should draw her.

[That is not the only way to do it but is she going to be helpful? Maybe later.]

what do you mean? do you have cat ears or something?

ah, wait. you have a dog. i guess you can't be a cat then. do you have wings or something?

sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

mrs oleary would love to meet your dog im sure
and you
she likes everybody really

[mansbestend]

sweet

wait, who's mrs oleary? is your dog a mrs??

[judoflipped]

i dunno thats just what her last owner named her
she likes it so i cant really rename her

sender: eustace

[flamekthunder]

We have the corgis Maple could meet.

PFFT

[mansbestend]

she would love to meet some bread dogs.

is it true that corgis have super fluffy butts?

[flamekthunder]

Very. And with the season getting colder, their coats will grow in more.

[Which means even fluffier butts.]

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

i walk wolfies dogs all the time
hows it we keep missin each other yo

[mansbestend]

ships passing in the night, my dude

we'll crash into each other or whatever, the gauntlet has been thrown!

[stillarhino]

hold up yo
there aint no ships on land