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dreamcrystals2023-10-03 10:38 pm
mansbestend) wrote in dreamcrystals2023-10-03 10:38 pm
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Sender: Denji
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Subject: lemme pet your dog
Fall's kinda pretty. The stuff here's kinda like the way it goes back home. The food kicks ass tho, that's the best part.
Anyway, my dog Maple is feelin kinda lonely and I was told to try doin somethin healthy for this "depression" shit. So I'm going for walks in the Wildlands and Maple gets exercise, right, but I don't see other people out doin this kinda stuff, or they do it way later than I do. I do it in the morning.
If you have a dog, Maple wants to meet em. If you dont have a dog, Maple wants to meet you. Dreamotion lets me talk to dogs, so its not like a speech barrier or whatever, so it'll work out.
Anyway, if it sounds like something you wanna do, hit me up.
Oh- does Halloween stuff happen here? I don't need to shop for a costume, but free candy to stuff into a drawer at home for late night snacking would be pretty fuckin sick.
To: Everyone
Subject: lemme pet your dog
Fall's kinda pretty. The stuff here's kinda like the way it goes back home. The food kicks ass tho, that's the best part.
Anyway, my dog Maple is feelin kinda lonely and I was told to try doin somethin healthy for this "depression" shit. So I'm going for walks in the Wildlands and Maple gets exercise, right, but I don't see other people out doin this kinda stuff, or they do it way later than I do. I do it in the morning.
If you have a dog, Maple wants to meet em. If you dont have a dog, Maple wants to meet you. Dreamotion lets me talk to dogs, so its not like a speech barrier or whatever, so it'll work out.
Anyway, if it sounds like something you wanna do, hit me up.
Oh- does Halloween stuff happen here? I don't need to shop for a costume, but free candy to stuff into a drawer at home for late night snacking would be pretty fuckin sick.
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...What is a chainsaw?
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does it much faster than a hand saw too. I could cut through trees in about 30 seconds when i did treecutting work
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...At least it'll make my job easier should people want to be transported.
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really easy to cut up, yeah
wait do you mean a dude too big to fit in a coffin or whatever? what if you get the arms and legs all mixed up when you get to where you're gonna be?
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[....Take that however you will.]
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do you label em so you know which legs go where or does it turn into a game of putting different heads on different bodies?
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And they can come to me so I can hopefully put them back together!
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remind me if you ever do a funeral here, I can bring different colored ribbons
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Are you willing to put bodies back together?
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but like, what do you use to get the pieces to stick?
I feel like a mourning family would get pissed if they opened the casket and it's like crackin open a chicken nugget box
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Aiyah, I might enjoy scary things but not that scary! I would rather not face the wrath of angry family members.
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I was thinkin like tape or sumthin. I can't stitch.
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Or perhaps, maybe I can teach you too given your abilities.
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yeah. maybe.
i mean i rip a lot of my shirts
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Let me know whenever you're ready and I'll stop on by!
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Sewin club time comes whenever
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Perhaps we can get started right now?
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I could have Maple help out tho
Gimme a place in town that's pretty close to where you are
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I'll just meet you there
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[ooc: You want to handwave this or...?]
handwave's fine for now!
[He could only... hope... she wasn't gonna haul a whole-ass cadaver for the lesson.]