text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[locumstudentesquire]

[In SLOPPY, DISTRESSED HAND:]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

ABOUT DISTURBING PHRASING

[belheir]

Which part of it was disturbing? I'm just concerned for your skeleton. Someone has to care if you don't.

[locumstudentesquire]

If I were you I'd be more concerned about your own skeleton, if you don't cease and desist this nonsense at once.

[It is so much easier for him to just, casually say mean and threatening things in a format like this. Wow.]

[belheir]

Considering your feelings on your own skeleton, I think mine will be just fine.

[locumstudentesquire]

That... Doesn't even makes sense, but I'll still take it over you coming up with anything else on par with the level of unsettling that is describing people's skeletons as being wet.

[belheir]

Oh I just meant how opposed to skeletons you are, you'd probably not want to see mine either.

But skeletons are wet. Very wet.

[locumstudentesquire]

Perhaps you're not aware, but it is very possible (and actually quite common) to harm a skeleton without ever actually seeing it.

[belheir]

I guess that's true.

I don't think you could harm my skeleton, though. I don't think you have it in you.

[locumstudentesquire]

Yes, well. I don't generally consider myself to be the sort to go about casually breaking people's bones, so I suppose you're quite right about that.

Could you do me a favor and make sure your terrifying brother/cousin understands that? Whatever the nature of your relation to one another may actually be.

[belheir]

He's my cousin. And if he keeps calling me his brother I'm going to kick his ass.

Don't worry too much about him though. He's mostly all talk anyway.

[ No?? He definitely isn't, Kazuya... ]

[locumstudentesquire]

[UM.]

MOSTLY?

[belheir]

Mostly.

He's not going to do anything though. I'll make sure of it.

[locumstudentesquire]

Please and thank you.

cw: violent threats

[crouching_sin]

Threaten my brother's skeleton one more time and we'll see if we can reveal yours.

CHOKING LAUGHING

[locumstudentesquire]

[SIR????]

I PROMISE you I was merely joking!

[crouching_sin]

Good. Keep it that way.

[locumstudentesquire]

You don't have to tell me twice!

[Sheesh, the ONE TIME he tries out a little casual threatening of physical harm, kazuma-style...]

[belheir]

First of all: Cousins.

Second of all: Holy shit, chill.

[crouching_sin]

First of all: Raised together, it counts.

Second of all: No.

[belheir]

No it doesn't.

And you seriously can't start threatening everyone I talk to just because they threaten my skeleton. Besides, the guy looks like he's 50 pounds sopping wet. I could take him in a fight for my skeletons honour on my own.

[crouching_sin]

Fine, fine. I just don't like anyone threatening my baby cousin.

[belheir]

Could you also stop putting 'baby' in front of 'cousin'???

You make me sound like I'm an infant.

[crouching_sin]

You'll always be a baby to me.

[belheir]

That's because you're older than dirt. And look it too, what with the white hair and all.

[crouching_sin]

Yes, yes. I know. So you accept it, then?