text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[judoflipped]

thats true ive met a lot of weird people here

whats an ungoliant

[holdshisown]

So have I. I'm even related to some of them.

A giant spider shaped... thing that eats light.

[judoflipped]

as if giant spiders arent enough of a pain
thatd get a hard no from me

[holdshisown]

I would hope it'd get a hard no from everyone.

[judoflipped]

i hope so too
but you never know someone might be into that

[holdshisown]

Well... she did manage to find an ally in my own world, and considering her brood is still running around she found some sort of mate as well.

[And what a truly horrifying thought that was now that he truly thinks about it.]

[judoflipped]

oh gross
i dont even have that phobia and it makes my skin crawl

[holdshisown]

Indeed.
They were... unpleasant to deal with, and I prefered not to think too hard on how they might have come to be.

[judoflipped]

probably a god had sex with something they shouldnt have
or a god turned someone into a spider and they just started infecting everything with their nasty from there

[his life: if it's inconvenient or deadly, a god did it.]

[holdshisown]

I don't think Eru would have relations with, well... anyone, now that I think of it. But, one of the fallen Maiar might have. Ugh! What a disgusting contemplation... but at least whatever coupling brought them forth at least caused them to be less powerful than their mother.

[Well, supposedly all things are working according to Eru's will, wether directly or indirectly... so God was the source of all this inconvenience in a way.]

[judoflipped]

gross...

how did we even get on this subject we should talk about something else

[holdshisown]

Very much so...

Something about spiders, I believe, but yes... let us switch to a less stomach-churning topic, shall we?

[judoflipped]

yeah
like zombies and werewolves
those are cool at least

[holdshisown]

You think so? Rotting bodies are just disgusting, can you imagine the smell of having a horde of them walking around? And werewolves are almost just as bad. They reek.

[judoflipped]

idk ive met some zombies before and they werent all that bad
havent met a werewolf tho so i cant say about that one

[holdshisown]

Must be different than the necromantic abominations I'm familiar with then.
Werewolves are disgusting things. Unnatural. A fell spirit bound into the flesh of an animal, changing it into something vile and terrible.

[judoflipped]

huh
so like theyre not dudes who get scratched or bitten by another werewolf in your world
turn on the full moon and all that?

[holdshisown]

No? They have been as they are ever since they were bound to a wolves flesh, it's not something that is transmitable in that way.

[judoflipped]

wow thats weird
usually at home the stories go that its contagious
biting and scratching will turn someone else into a werewolf

[holdshisown]

The only thing you risk from being bitten or scratched from a werewolf in my own world is a very serious infection.

[judoflipped]

huh weird
also a little anticlimactic
how do they not go extinct

[holdshisown]

More fell spirits can always be bound to more wolves at any time. Though I would not mind if they were to go extinct anyways.

[judoflipped]

ohhh okay i think i get it now
yeah that sounds creepy
but id still kinda want to see one one day

[holdshisown]

They are both creepy and disgusting, so trust me when I say that you don't truly want to see one of them. Like all other creatures of Morgoth they look... wrong in a very visceral way.

[judoflipped]

hmmmm
you wouldnt like horror movies would you