1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[Then she might be able to get away with it! Although there is a council who looks after the gods' subordinates' rights.

But oh boy, what has he gotten himself into...?]

Deal. You'll have to specify what it is you like, though. Delivery time depends upon the type food requested, after all. There's some miracles I can't perform, like making water boil faster.

[perfalmost]

[There's no turning back.]

Don't worry! I'll send you a detailed list of my favorite spots, dishes and other preferences! ♥

Well I guess you're not the god of boiling water! So what kinds of miracles do you have up your sleeve, huh?

[intertwinedfates]

[He's doomed!]

Why does that not surprise me...

If you must know, my specialty is eradicating those that others find bothersome. Hopefully not too many people here will have that desire, though.

[perfalmost]

Yes, I wouldn't want it to come to that, but I'll let you know if I find myself with an ant infestation!

[Is he an eradicator or an exterminator??]

[intertwinedfates]

[It's so hard to ominous over text...]

Tch! Not the kind of thing I meant, as I'm sure you're well aware.

[perfalmost]

[She's well aware alright! But why not have fun?

Sorry, I didn't know you were afraid of ants! But I can count on you if the old tree house gets a termite problem, right?

[intertwinedfates]

[Why are some people so damned stubborn?? Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.]

I actually do have a remedy for termites, but STILL NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

[perfalmost]

You'll have to share that with me sometime! But hey, no need to raise your voice. This is just writing, after all!

[intertwinedfates]

I thought it might help to get the point across better.

[perfalmost]

Oh you don't have to do that for little old me! I'm a very good reader.

[intertwinedfates]

You'll forgive me for wondering.

[perfalmost]

I just might! After all, to forgive is divine!