Una questione di divinità.

[refantasma]

Sender: Nico
To: Everyone.
Subject: Gods.

Okay. How many gods are here? I've met two and there are three demigods myself included.

and demons while were at it. my father works with demons all the time and my children are demons so no judgement there.

Im just trying to figure out how this place works.

Comments

Sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

well theres one of them thats named stress so
apparently im the godfather for that one

[skyglider]

Somehow that just feels right, for you.

[judoflipped]

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT

Sender: Nico

[refantasma]

because its true

[judoflipped]

no its not the only person i stress out is you and annabeth but everything stresses you guys out!!

[refantasma]

you stress the gods out. you stress Chiron out. you stress Clarisse out.

[judoflipped]

1. GOOD THEY DESERVE IT
2. chiron stresses about everything
3. clarisse hates my entire being and would love to shove me into an early grave sometimes so she doesnt count

[refantasma]

1. Father has enough on his plate. And Apollo is cool.
2. and 50% of it is you.
3. I like Clarisse. Shes funny.

[judoflipped]

1. your father was the cause of MY stress more than once. but ill give you apollo
2. no no he was like that before i got there
3. someone has to i guess

[refantasma]

1. stop stressing father out. he deserves some peace.
2. yes. but you made it worse.
3. she also has a boyfriend. its just you.

[judoflipped]

1. no no he kidnapped my mom and tried to lock me in a dungeon he deserves it for at least one more instance
2. i didnt choose this life
3. well then thats two people

[refantasma]

1. you already kicked his butt once. not that you can do it again since you gave away the achilles' mark.

[he's still bitter about Juno encouraging him to give it up.]

no, but you continue to make it worse.
3. her siblings.

[judoflipped]

[it's okay, Percy has protag armor]

i beat up ares without the achilles mark
other ares kids dont count

[refantasma]

Percy. Father is at least twice as powerful as Ares. Ares has always been the weakest of the Greek Pantheon.

his Roman side on the other hand is much more powerful.

[skyglider]

Oh, so this is a common observation?
Hmm. I wonder.

[judoflipped]

hey ive lived here for over a year without stressing anybody out

[. . . . .]

recently

[THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE]

[skyglider]

"Recently"

[judoflipped]

there was the boat incident but i dont think ive done anything that bad since then

oh wait

i did fall into the fountain that one time after i got exploded on

was that before or after the boat-

[skyglider]

It all blurs together
The boat trip was fun

[...]

Bananas aside, I mean.

[judoflipped]

oh yeah the bananas
we pissed off a lot of monkeys last year didnt we

[skyglider]

We did. It has been, as the kids say, "A Time."
I have always known to fear the wrath of the chickens. I was not expecting to also earn the wrath of monkeys.

[judoflipped]

dude what did you do to chickens theyre the dumbest things alive

[skyglider]

Do not let them fool you. Do NOT. Their wrath is legendary, spanning generations. Ancient stories tell of their vengeance.

You must not underestimate the chickens.

[judoflipped]

................................

you really screwed up with a flock once didnt you

[skyglider]

It was ONE CHICKEN
The rest of the flock was a surprise