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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[judicialassistant]

[ ????? TRULY NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY we love to see it ]

They will ask, no?

[stillarhino]

[...]

you know i didnt think about that part

[judicialassistant]

Clearly not.

But I am sure he will know that you mean well.

[stillarhino]

just wanted to try to hook him up with someone yo
dont think hes ever gotten laid before

[judicialassistant]

[ ...

......

.............

She will regret this. ]

Getting laid?

[stillarhino]

yeah
like had sex you know?

[judicialassistant]

[ SCREAMING INTERNALLY

by which i mean there's just a lot of blushing that beat can't see and her handwriting may be worse for it ]

Beat

[stillarhino]

yeah loops?

[This idiot is none the wiser.]

[judicialassistant]

[ Of course he isn't! It takes a while for Susato to respond. ]

Did you even ask him if he is interested in such things? It is possible to form meaningful relationships without


that

[ said the virgin ]

[stillarhino]

nah but if he goes on a date and they end up in bed then good for him yo
maybe thats all he needs to get started

[Said the other virgin.]

[judicialassistant]

[ She has no words.

She is trying hard to block out any mental images. ]

Please respect his privacy and discuss things with him first next time.

[stillarhino]

look i know yous worried about him too after all the crap that went down
and he aint said no to it aight
if he tells me no then imma stop for real

sender: lyria

[azuresong]

[ She's never one to pry SHE REALLY WASN'T GOING TO... but she... had to ask. ]

"Getting laid"?

[judicialassistant]

[ TOO BAD THERE IS NO WAY TO STUTTER OVER TEXT because ]

Don't worry about it

[azuresong]

Oh, of course! I didn't mean to pry!

There are plenty of places to lie down, though.

[judicialassistant]

[ If she even sees this— ]

Indeed there are.

Don't read anything else, okay? It's better this way. I promise. ♡

[pactmarshal]

[ SCRAMBLES FOR QUICK INTERVENTION ]

Hello, Lyria. Please close the journal and ask Tifa or Eustace for the answer to that question. Do not read anything Beat sends you.

[azuresong]

[ !!! It's Trahearne!! ]

Oh hello there ♡

Ask them? Oh... alright! I'll do that!

GONNA BE THERE

[flamekthunder]

[HE'S GOING OVER TO GRAB HER JOURNAL BE RIGHT THERE.

ALSO BEAT IS DEAD NOW.]

[azuresong]

[ SO UNSUSPECTING SHE DOESN'T KNOOOOOW ]

This post is cursed

[flamekthunder]

[EUSTACE JUST GONNA BUST IN AND LITERALLY FLING THE JOURNAL AWAY.]

[azuresong]

[ She was just about to close it and walk get up from her seat when—— ]

Ah, Eustace! I have a qu——

[ WHA WHA WHA


WHAT IS HAPPENING ]

——!!? E- eh!? Eustace...!?

[flamekthunder]

Don't read it.

[It's probably been a long time since she's seen him this intense.

Sl intense the background actually got darker???]

[stillarhino]

[When Lyria eventually finds this reply... or rather if, it simply says:]

its just something older people do yo
just forget i said anything

NOT HERE

[pactmarshal]

[ DYING

BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT ]