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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

sender: zack

[theheroics]

and replyin for a friend

heard of a guy named shinjiro? heard he was looking

[stillarhino]

yeah i know the guy
so he looking for someone too? he cool with dudes?

Sender: Susato Mikotoba

[judicialassistant]

Beat......

[ Eventually she gets tired of poking at the paper with her pen. She has some concerns. ]

Did you ask your friend before you asked so publically? [ an underline just to make it a point that she knows who it is ]

[stillarhino]

nah but i figure id help him out you know?

[Definitely doing this out of the goodness of his heart. What a guy.]

Sender: riku

[retrieves]

where did this come from?

[stillarhino]

form trying to get him a date yo
brother needed a bit of a push

Sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

huh



not me!

[stillarhino]

you know anyone whos looking? like matchstick or someone?

Sender: Azula

[itstillhurt]

I find this use of the network singularly annoying, does that count?

[stillarhino]

counts if yous interested too

Sender: Trahearne

[pactmarshal]

[ Oh boy, break time at work! Let's open our journal and see what's happening in the dream realm of Songerein today!




Oh. Pale Tree preserve him. ]

Beat.

[stillarhino]

yooo nightlight
you dont gotta answer yo!
this ones for you

sender: Denji

[mansbestend]

whoa

i've only seen people roll wingman in tv shows. that's cool and all, but shouldn't the friend chime in and have a say on what kinda people they like?

[stillarhino]

me and hims talked about it yo
im just scoping things out for him!

sender: link

[skyglider]

[oh no]

Beat
What are you doing

[stillarhino]

im just helping a brother out
yo know anyone whos looking?

Sender: Eustace

[flamekthunder]

[Welp. Looks like the "friend" has already figured this out and there's little point in telling him off for pulling this stupid stunt.

So.]

You needed to put more specifics.

[If can't beat 'em, join 'em.]

[stillarhino]

oh shit for real
what kinda septics we talking about?

sender: sora

[oathkeeper]

whoa!!! do you need a date for the flower festival coming up, beat???

[stillarhino]

whoa nah nah nah this seriously aint for me yo!

Sender: Norimune

[kikuichi]

[Ponder......]

As in without a lover?

Grandpa is single.

[😊]

[stillarhino]

yeah aint ever had none yo
whatchu think about trees and leaves?

Sender: Link

[timesensitive]

I am.

Why?

[It's possible he doesn't understand the assignment.]

[stillarhino]

you interested in dating my friend
you just gotta be least about 25
and like spicy food and reading
and you aint got no allergies or nothing right?

sender: Flowey

[your_best_friend]

Does your friend like flowers?

Re: sender: Flowey

[stillarhino]

you know i aint actually sure about that
lets say yeah hes cool with them
you thinking of giving him flowers on a date?

[1+1 = 3]

sender: naruhodo

[locumstudentesquire]

Is this... Entirely appropriate?

[he is NOT going to cop to being single himself, but for some reason the fact that he is in combination with this post is making him. nervous.]

[stillarhino]

[...]

whats appropriate?

sender: Ienzo

[lightresearch]

Ah, I hope you realize - usually, when people say "asking for a friend", well

It's usually a thinly-veiled way to ask for their own selves.

[stillarhino]

naw yeah i know that
but this aint for me

[He's but a simple man.]

Sender : chalcedony

[virtues]

Currently I am engaged back in my world of Organica, so no I'm not single.

Should you find someone important to you it's necessary that you protect them with all your might.

There's nothing worse than a man who would turn his back on the person he loves.

[stillarhino]

sounds like yous aint available then
this guy aint like that yo
hes loyal as hell to his friends so if he finds someone its probably gonna be that way too

sender: Shikanoin Heizou

[book2thehead]

If you're asking for a friend, does that make you something of a cupid~?

[stillarhino]

[At this point, his writing has just degraded and getting shakier and shakier.]

yeah i guess
hold up my hands cramping the hell up

sender: Baldr

[unbrokenoaths]

I see Eustace-san and others already gave excellent advice. I think in the future you might consider asking people to convince you why they might suit your friend, as well.

[stillarhino]

yeah thats totally on me yo
he pretty tall yo and hes kinda serious about things
but hes a stand up guy when you really get to know him
like hes someone whos really got your back

hows all that?

Sender: Zelda

[multidisciplinary]

I am. Why do you ask?

[ She didn't read all the other comments because it's hard to follow what's going on here. She just wants to be helpful because Beat is Link's friend. ]

[stillarhino]

aight cool so i got a proposal for ya
you dating anyone right now?

[adorabrawler]

You must be really desperate.

[stillarhino]

i aint gonna be posting this if it was for me

sender: leo valdez

[morsecodes]

nah man I got a girl waiting for me back home but I'm somewhat of a ladies man myself and a fantastic wing man, so if you need any help, I'm you're guy!

[please don't listen to him he has no idea what he's talking about.]

[pactmarshal]

[ While Beat presumably works out the cramp in his hand (and mart sleeps)-- ]

Unfortunately, the person for whom Beat is asking is not generally regarded as a "lady."

[ what is gender to a sylvari......................... ]

The sentiment is appreciated, however.

Sender: Sanji

[chefalier]

Is the person looking a lady?

[pactmarshal]

Not really.

Sender: Rob

[nulland]

I don't think this is how dating works.

[stillarhino]

aint like theres swiping right or left here man
we just winging this

sender : mei lee

[itsgunnabe_mei]

A-hem.

[stillarhino]

nah

Sender: gokudera

[bakudan_bambino]

I am

Why you some kind of matchmaker?

[stillarhino]

guess you can call it that
least for my friend