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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[itstillhurt]

Hm, let me consider what I know.

This person could be anybody, could look like anything, is apparently too undesirable to find a partner face to face, and is so lacking in confidence that you have to try and fish potential partners on their behalf.

Sounds like quite a catch.

NOT HERE

[pactmarshal]

[ SHEESH, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.

Trahearne sees this and puts his face in his hands. Well. She's not wrong. ]

[stillarhino]

[Yo, not cool, Azula.]

yo dont go saying shit for me or him
hes one helluva dude aight
im just helping him out so if gonna get your panties in a bunch cause you too stuck up to find someone for ya then you can just fuck right off

[itstillhurt]

[Not cool? Her? Spirits forfend.]

If I'm parsing your attempts at language correctly, I gather that I have been found unworthy of the spineless tree man.

A pity. I will try to contain my heartbreak.

[stillarhino]

he aint spineless
my man fought a noctire head on and got all busted up from it
but he didnt back down yo
hes brave as shit

[itstillhurt]

You're right, I'm being unkind. I suppose he must be brave indeed, to associate with you.

[And now to see how long it takes him to realize that's not a compliment.]

[pactmarshal]

[ He can sit here and listen to Azula list his faults all day (she reminds him SO much of Faolain, it's almost spooky--has she been reincarnated?), but insulting Beat? NEVER. ]

I do not appreciate this. Beat may be brash and impulsive, but he always has other's best interests at heart.

If you feel the need to insult another so strongly, then I'd suggest you stick to insulting me.

[itstillhurt]

[Ugh, how noble. Speaking for others but not for himself.]

I'd love to oblige you, but you're not the one making it so painfully easy right now.

[pactmarshal]

He has done nothing to deserve this bullying.

If you have nothing productive to add, then I suggest you close your journal and find something else to do.

[itstillhurt]

Oh, is that what's being accomplished here? Productivity? Am I interfering with something productive?

[pactmarshal]

[ He knows your type, Faolain incarnate. ]

Hurting Beat helps no one.

Nor does speaking with you. Goodbye.

1/2

[stillarhino]

hell yeah he is!
and dont you forget it

[stillarhino]

[A long while later.]

HOLD UP YO
YOU WAS JUST MESSING WITH ME?

[itstillhurt]

I'm deeply hurt that you would even imply such a thing. All I did was call your friend brave.

[stillarhino]

me and nightlight hit it off aight yo
and it aint cause hes just putting up with me either