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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[judicialassistant]

I will toss him for you when I see him next. [ Is she serious? Will she remember? No one knows. ]

[pactmarshal]

There's no need. You don't have to hurt him over this. [ Trahearne is taking this seriously because he always does. ]

[stillarhino]

yo hold up
whos hurting who

[pactmarshal]

Susato will not be hurting you. I'll make sure of it.

[stillarhino]

i aint worried yo
no way loops can hurt me

[A naive answer.]

NOT HERE

[judicialassistant]

[ SHE'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

call them boobies again, do it ]

NOT HERE PART TWO

[stillarhino]

Booooobies.

Not here

[locumstudentesquire]

[OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD...]

[judicialassistant]

I won't, but maybe he will feel some embarrassment in return.

[ Do her tosses even hurt? They must, right? ...Oh wait, revenge is bad— ]

I will wait until he does something truly deserving.

[flamekthunder]

Why wait, the list is already long enough.

[judicialassistant]

[ Unfortunately she still feels like she owes him her life a little bit!!!

But this is a public space so they won't be getting into all that. ]

Being rash is not a crime in and of itself.

[flamekthunder]

An exception could be made when his life is made of rash decisions.

[judicialassistant]

[ SIGH ]

Perhaps, but Trahearne would rather I didn't.

[flamekthunder]

[Timed after she was educated on a certain phrase.]

What about personally?

[judicialassistant]

[ WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT TBH ]

He doesn't want me to hurt him. [ Please be disappointed on her behalf, Eustace. ]

[flamekthunder]

[SIGH FINE.]

Fair enough.

[He's not disappointed or anything.]

[pactmarshal]

I would rather you didn't.

[judicialassistant]

[ :( ]

Noted.

[pactmarshal]

Thank you, Susato.