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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[stillarhino]

yo better believe we looking
theres gotta be someone who wants to climb a tree out there

NOT HERE

[pactmarshal]

[ WHY DOES HE HAVE TO WORD IT LIKE THAT ????????????????????? ]

[mansbestend]

ugh, dude

i dont wanna hear about your friend's dick

[stillarhino]

bwuh?
i aint talking about his dick man

[mansbestend]

climbing an upright thing on a person, that's dick!

[stillarhino]

upright? aint like a dicks always hard yo

[mansbestend]

and trees ain't floppy!

[stillarhino]

the guys made outta leaves man

[mansbestend]

are you tryin to set up a hookup for a yeti??

[stillarhino]

yetis are made outta leaves?

[mansbestend]

aw fuck I meant BIGFOOT! But he's a yeti too I think

[stillarhino]

the two of thems the same thing?
but wait hold up
i aint talking about bigfoot here!

[mansbestend]

oh. really?

shit that's a relief

I dunno if anyone wants to bang bigfoot

[stillarhino]

yeah were getting nightlight a date first
and if he gets laid cause of it then thats another dub for him

[mansbestend]

captain wingman over here!

shit, if you got any tips, I'll take some.

[stillarhino]

ask everyone on journal whos single
and dtf if you wanna go that far

[Is he serious? Is he joking? Who knows.]

[mansbestend]

yeah i should never have asked

[stillarhino]

yo man its worth a shot if this works