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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[oursavinggrace]

What if people are way too young or too old or don't swing that way? This doesn't really seem all that well thought out.

[judoflipped]

i mean
its beat
idk if youve ever talked to him but
its like talking to someone from the hermes cabin at camp halfblood

[oursavinggrace]

We've talked. He gave me a can of air.

[judoflipped]

[???????????]

what?

[oursavinggrace]

I don't get it either, dude.

[judoflipped]

hey beat i bet youre still reading this

why did you give Jason a can of air

[stillarhino]

[This reply? Very delayed. State of handwriting? Abyssmal.]

oh shit
yo that was you?

[oursavinggrace]

Yeah?

[ why does that warrant an "oh shit"... ]

[stillarhino]

i wasnt sure that guy was still around
that air aint half bad right

[oursavinggrace]

I'm still here, I'm just not as loud as Percy.

[ swerves to avoid falling back into the canned air discussion ]

[stillarhino]

percy aint that bad yo
but he hella loud compared to ya

[oursavinggrace]

He's alright.

[Normally he'd say Percy's pretty cool, but Percy just tried to throw him into a blind date with a 30 year old tree man.]

[stillarhino]

just all right?
yo my man kissed a monkey cause he lost a bet!

[oursavinggrace]

[ he what ]

Why are you saying that like it makes him cooler?

[stillarhino]

im saying hes got my respect for doing it

[oursavinggrace]

I think I'd respect him more for not taking that bet in the first place.

[stillarhino]

it was his idea man

[It was this idiot who agreed to the bet!]

[oursavinggrace]

That's worse?????

[stillarhino]

izzit?
he didnt haveta kiss bananas tho

[oursavinggrace]

Why does everything you say just make this sound worse.

[judoflipped]

to be fair i really thought i was gonna win the ping pong game

[stillarhino]

too bad you sucked ass at it

[oursavinggrace]

You kissed a monkey because of ping pong???

sender: link

[skyglider]

You mean we could have wagered a monkey kiss over that game? If only I'd known.

Not here

[itstillhurt]

[... she's changed her mind. Using the networks for this was actually a phenomenal idea on his part. Possibly the best idea he's ever had.]