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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[stillarhino]

you sure you aint?
you still sticking around aint ya?

his names trahearne
im 19 and me and hims tight

[bakudan_bambino]

Ain’t what?

I can leave, if you’d like

Has he ever dated anyone before? Have you?

[stillarhino]

aint into dating
but nah im just messing around man

he aint ever dated anyone before [At least not that he knows of.]
and imma just starting dating too

[bakudan_bambino]

I’ve always been too busy

Like the blind leading the blind, then!

Is that common in this place?!

Dating, I mean. I don’t know anyone and I’ve been here for only a month or so.

[stillarhino]

i feel ya man
didnt have time for that before i got here myself
but theres a coupla people i know thats dating here
hell someone even got married a few months ago

[bakudan_bambino]

what were you doing before you got here?

Good for them

[stillarhino]

trying to find my friend back home
he kinda went missing but i knew he was still out there somewhere

how about you?
what kept ya busy?

[bakudan_bambino]

time travel

Getting hunted down by a magical mafia family ten years into my future.

[stillarhino]

[....wat]

wanna run that by me again?

[bakudan_bambino]

I ended up ten years in my future and a magical mafia family were trying to kill me and my friends.

[stillarhino]

YO WTF why was you being chased by the mafia man

[bakudan_bambino]

Wish I could tell you, but you’d have to ask my ten-years-later self and he isn’t exactly around.

[stillarhino]

wait so you went 10 years forward
and theres another you in 10 years?

[If you could only hear his brain short circuiting.]

[bakudan_bambino]

yeah but I didn’t meet him. He was supposed to go ten years into the past. We were supposed to swap.

Something went wrong and I got stuck in the future.

[stillarhino]

yo sounds like the shit you was dealing with was real wack
i get why you didnt got time

[bakudan_bambino]

well now it’s like I have nothing but time!

[stillarhino]

weird stuff can happen here too but least it aint for too long you know

[bakudan_bambino]

oh yeah?
I’ve heard things.

How long have you been here?

[stillarhino]

been almost a year for me man
got turned into a scarecrow
got put in a dress outta nowhere
was even a duckling when i first got here

[bakudan_bambino]

That’s a pretty long time

The scarecrow and duckling sound like crazy changes! The dress… not so much. Someone told me they got turned into a cookie before.

[stillarhino]

oh yeah I was one of those soldier things for that
the ones that crack nuts and stuff

if you wasnt a cookie you was some sorta toy

[bakudan_bambino]

A nutcracker?

Think anything crazy will happen at this flower festival that’s coming up?

[stillarhino]

yeah that thing
a nut cracker

[You basically said it before, Beat...]

probably but i aint smart enough to figure out what kinda shits gonna happen
im just hoping one of the guys i put up for the vote wins

[bakudan_bambino]

It’s not a matter of being smart! It’s looking at a scenario and thinking ‘how could this get more strange’. This is all a dream, after all, right?

Do they actually win anything?

[no one nominated him and that’s probably because he doesn’t get out much. There are some people he’s met that he’s voted for.]

Do the losers get some kind of punishment?

[In Gokudera’s home world, they’d either be killed or have horribly bad luck, or… something else extreme.]

[stillarhino]

yeah but like
okay so if its a flower fest whats gonna happen?
we all get made into flowers or something cause thats all i got

[Because really, hell if he knows.]

dunno if they win anything but my man just needs a win
hell he deserves one