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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[stillarhino]

hold up!
why am i supposed to die?

[Clearly someone has not been following the storyline.]

[book2thehead]

No one said you're "supposed" to die! Just that in a worst case scenario there's certainly a possibility that all your tangled love interests could turn to something truly nasty~ Then again, I don't know the people involved here, so maybe not!

Have you kissed any of them yet~?

[stillarhino]

[...

Oh, if you could see the blush across his face right now.]

i dont gotta tell you nothing!

[book2thehead]

[He can only imagine it~]

Awww, how cute~ You shouldn't be too shy. One can only wait for someone to make their intentions clear for so long~

[stillarhino]

i aint being shy!
what we get up to is our business

i just gotta make sure i aint dying to no one

[book2thehead]

Well, if your dates are so readily willing to share you, it seems unlikely that they'd try to kill you. Or each other.

[Your love story lacks intrigue, Beat. WHERE'S THE JUICE.]

[stillarhino]

i dunno if they wanna share though
and i dont plan to mess with both of them

[book2thehead]

[There we go. That's much more like the stories. Heizou approves.] Are you saying that you will eventually have to choose just one of them? Surely they know you're currently dating them both, at least?

[stillarhino]

yeah im gonna haveta soon...
and they know about each other

[book2thehead]

[Oooooh. There's hope for this romantic drama series yet!]

How does that make you feel?

[stillarhino]

it sucks but i gotta choose one of them
and figuring that out aint been easy.

[book2thehead]

Sora here seems the type to offer a helping hand, if you need someone else to help you sort out your feelings.

[stillarhino]

i mean if hes up for it i just might

[book2thehead]

Be sure to ask him nicely, then~!

[oathkeeper]

geeze, beat's really got himself into a whole dating murder mystery now doesn't he

[book2thehead]

[Ehe~ ❤]

Do you believe in gods? Maybe we should start praying to one that he'll make it out of this in one piece~

[oathkeeper]

wow! that's harsh!! but you know what, it's probably for the best!

[ROASTED]

[book2thehead]

I'm not worried. He seems to have some wonderfully helpful friends who'll be there for him if he needs it~



But please do let me know if it seems like one of his ladies might try something dangerous.

[oathkeeper]

i'm pretty sure beat has his heart in the right place so at least that helps, you know?

girls can be kinda scary

[book2thehead]

Everyone can be kinda scary with the right kind of push.

Do you have experience with scary girls, then?

[oathkeeper]

i mean first things first is don't kiss both of them if you haven't made up your mind yet, beat!! that will REALLY get you killed! and it's really mean!!

[stillarhino]

[This reply is written hastily.]

lets say i already did that
what now?

[He didn't really mean to though!]

[oathkeeper]

[BEAT!!!???]

you already kissed them both???????

uhhhhhhhh i dunno it'll probably be nice if you only picked one of them and don't hurt their feelings you know? you shouldn't hurt a girl's feelings beat

i know you don't wanna do that

just be careful okay

[stillarhino]

[Will it ever get easier to explain how this all began? No, it will not.]

its because i hadta aight!
i aint planning on messing around with the two of them

[oathkeeper]

great! i believe you beat! you're a good guy!!

[Gosh, he has so much more he could say about this- BUT MAYBE NOT OVER TEXT JOURNALS.]