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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[chefalier]

the dipshit couldn't get a date on his own, he's probably going to need help

even if he's just dating a grandpa

[stillarhino]

he aint no dipshit aight
quit calling him that

but i got nothing for him
i only started dating a while back

[Things have changed since you last saw him, Sanji.]

[chefalier]

huh?? didn't know you started dating

wait how come you have no advice then?

[stillarhino]

thats cause i only been on one date!
made her some curry yo

[chefalier]

yeah? heh, not bad.

just saying that telling him to cook for 'grandpa' is still advice

anyway what kind of curry did you make?

[stillarhino]

aight can tell him that if their date at the festival turns out good
beef curry
had a friend teach me how to make some

[chefalier]

you ain't shitting me??

you came a long way from making s'mores

nice job kid

[stillarhino]

aint got a reason to be shitting you
was eat curry for like a week cause i kept making it
hadta get it right you know?

[chefalier]

course, have to make it perfect for your date. nothing less for your companion.

who you datin' anyway

[stillarhino]

[You're in for a surprise...]

futaba
and gina

[chefalier]

[............

this kid is dating two ladies at once?!?!]

tell me your ways

[stillarhino]

aint no ways to this yo
i just got stuck with one of them gum slugs from a while back

[chefalier]

so gum slugs brought you together?? that's the secret

[is this what he needs to do.]

[stillarhino]

yeah kinda
was just lucky it was them two and not like some random dude

[Because that would've been awkward...]

[chefalier]

you're a lucky bastard

[stillarhino]

yeah i am

[He doesn't even realize how that may sound.]

im sure you doing aight too
considering you can cook and stuff

[As someone who thinks with his stomach half the time.]

[chefalier]

i wouldn't be asking for advice if i already had a lovely lady

[stillarhino]

look man if i was a girl and you tell me you gonna keep making me dinner you and me would be making out already

[He didn't even bat an eye as he wrote that. No hesitation whatsoever.]

[chefalier]

[Sanji doesn't have the imagination to picture that]

don't say that again

[stillarhino]

you was the one asking for advice man