text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

sender: link

[skyglider]

[Considering he knows only two of those five things--]

I'm betting on spiders.

[A small drawing of a spider appears, followed by an arrow.] There. Found one.

sender: naruhodo

[locumstudentesquire]

I'm embarrassed to admit I nearly swatted that just now

sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

and you said spiders arent spooky

[locumstudentesquire]

Startling isn't the same as spooky!

[judoflipped]

it can be

[locumstudentesquire]

Not in this case!

[judoflipped]

skeletons can be startling but arent actually spooky unless theyre put into a spooky setting

checkmate

[belheir]

What if I told you there was a skeleton inside you right now?

That's pretty spooky, right?

[skyglider]

[A little speech bubble with a :( face appears next to the spider.]

I think you hurt its feelings.

1/2

[locumstudentesquire]

Um. Sorry?

2/2 in the RIGHT PLACE THIS TIME...

[locumstudentesquire]

[...Wait what if it's a kid who wrote that in there. He doesn't want to be mean....

A moment later, a little black dot with two sort of teardrop shapes coming off of it appears next to the spider.]

There. It can have a fly as an apology.

[...This is silly.]

[skyglider]

[He draws a little spider web around the fly]

A noble sacrifice.
The spider is appeased.

[locumstudentesquire]

Alright, now that just makes it sound like some sort of almighty and terrible god.

[skyglider]

Perhaps it is
Perhaps we have now appeased its wrath

[judoflipped]

that was fast

[time for a shitty drawing of a ghost]

we can knock two off the list

[skyglider]

We're making good progress.

[He doesn't know what the other three are, not really. But one has wolves in the name, and he knows what those are, so...]


Three? Two and a half?

[judoflipped]

oh whoa a werewolf in a cowboy hat would be super cool

they really need to put clothes on anyway bc theyre usually naked

[skyglider]

[... I'm sorry he's like this but it's canon]

Hmm.
Clothes are overrated really.

[amnesiadragon]

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME

[judoflipped]

i didnt sign up for a nude dream world

[skyglider]

A fellow no-clothes connoisseur, I see.

[judoflipped]

bro i dont wanna see no ones bits clothes are necessary

[skyglider]

You should try it sometime.
You never know when you'll be called to fight in your underpants.

Sender: Nico di Angelo

[refantasma]

THEY ARE NOT.

[skyglider]

Just speaking from experience, you'd be surprised