1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[perfalmost]

[If the shoe fits, yeet the Yato!!

But really, she just likes the idea of being arbitrary with her terms. But maybe he'd get more human treatment then the person whose job he'd be filling.]

I do not officially acknowledge whatever you may or may not have read! You know, you shouldn't believe everything you read~!

Well let's see! I need to have some leaves raked, windows cleaned, floors scrubbed, a toilet polished, getting my groceries would be great too. Also, do you cook? What kind of god are you, anyhow?

[intertwinedfates]

[He gets yeeted enough, thank you!!

And he draws the line at getting mistreated. As a god, he's the one who does the mistreating! Though he's trying to be better about it these days.]

Tch. I'm starting to realize that's especially true with certain people...

[Those are all menial things he could do and has mostly done in the past, so it's not like it's too beneath him.]

I'll accept payment upfront in exchange for doing those chores, given I can cook, too. And since I'm an up-and-coming God of Fortune, and the one and only Delivery God!

[perfalmost]

[What if Magilou calls herself a good too, she wants mistreatment rights!]

Alright then, you have yourself a deal. I may even give you a bonus if you whip up something really delicious! And hey, if what you say is true, than this is really a fortunate meeting! If you're a Delivery God, does that mean you can bring me takeout food in 30 minutes or less?

[intertwinedfates]

[Then she might be able to get away with it! Although there is a council who looks after the gods' subordinates' rights.

But oh boy, what has he gotten himself into...?]

Deal. You'll have to specify what it is you like, though. Delivery time depends upon the type food requested, after all. There's some miracles I can't perform, like making water boil faster.

[perfalmost]

[There's no turning back.]

Don't worry! I'll send you a detailed list of my favorite spots, dishes and other preferences! ♥

Well I guess you're not the god of boiling water! So what kinds of miracles do you have up your sleeve, huh?

[intertwinedfates]

[He's doomed!]

Why does that not surprise me...

If you must know, my specialty is eradicating those that others find bothersome. Hopefully not too many people here will have that desire, though.

[perfalmost]

Yes, I wouldn't want it to come to that, but I'll let you know if I find myself with an ant infestation!

[Is he an eradicator or an exterminator??]

[intertwinedfates]

[It's so hard to ominous over text...]

Tch! Not the kind of thing I meant, as I'm sure you're well aware.

[perfalmost]

[She's well aware alright! But why not have fun?

Sorry, I didn't know you were afraid of ants! But I can count on you if the old tree house gets a termite problem, right?

[intertwinedfates]

[Why are some people so damned stubborn?? Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.]

I actually do have a remedy for termites, but STILL NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

[perfalmost]

You'll have to share that with me sometime! But hey, no need to raise your voice. This is just writing, after all!

[intertwinedfates]

I thought it might help to get the point across better.

[perfalmost]

Oh you don't have to do that for little old me! I'm a very good reader.

[intertwinedfates]

You'll forgive me for wondering.

[perfalmost]

I just might! After all, to forgive is divine!