A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[threebetrayals]

No, I haven't, but the humans who have don't do it often enough to worry about their glitter intake.

[theheroics]

yeah well you dont go to try to eat snow and expect it to be glitter instead

no one prepares you for that kind of thing

[threebetrayals]

Because most people don't eat snow. Period. Especially if it's glittery like this.

[theheroics]

plenty of people eat snow. ever heard of snowcones?

[ which isn't exactly made of snow but HE'S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT HERE. ]

[threebetrayals]

Shaved ice. Not actual snow.

[theheroics]

they wouldnt call it "snowcones" if you couldnt use snow to make em! its literally in the name!

[threebetrayals]

Because they look like snow. Or do you think tiger lilies are really tigers and not flowers, too?

[theheroics]

has anyone ever told you that you have a charming personality?

[threebetrayals]

Is that supposed to be an insult?

[theheroics]

only if you take it that way