A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: Nameless Wanderer

[threebetrayals]

Glitter? What, is your friend a cat?

[theheroics]

no! it was from the snow! people eat snow sometimes right?

Sender: Cloud Strife

[spikyheaded]

[...Cloud regrets checking the journals while he was out.]

Hypothetical, huh? How did this even happen?

[threebetrayals]

Only if they're desperate. Or stupid.

[theheroics]

what is your deal? havent you had a little bit of fun before?

ever stuck your tongue out when its snowing to feel the snowflakes on it? its a perfectly normal thing to do!

Sender: Aerith Gainsborough

[inheritedearth]

Zack. Be honest with me.

Are you the friend?

[theheroics]

[ Please Cloud... don't use that tone of writing to him— ]

okay so the friend was making snowcones right? piling up a bunch of it and trying to eat it all at once

but the snow didnt taste like normal snow

[threebetrayals]

No, I haven't, but the humans who have don't do it often enough to worry about their glitter intake.

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. They're done for. [do NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL]

[... ... ...]

How did it taste?

[spikyheaded]

Why's it sound like you know exactly what your friend tasted then?

[Yes, he is using that tone of writing on you.]

1/2

[theheroics]

[ wait aerith no you weren't suppose to see this (even though it was completely public and he wrote it to everyone) ]

[theheroics]

[ ughhhhhhhhHHHHH OKAY FINE ]

i'm going to die.

i'm seriously going to die aren't i?

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

that probably aint as bad as a taboo goo right

Sender: Erichthonios

[beshackled]

Has the glitter been determined to be comprised of materials that are toxic to them?

[theheroics]

great!! just great!! [ ZACK DOESN'T KNOW THAT. HE DOESN'T.

welp time to start writing his will or something, I don't know—

but really link was asking all the right questions here ]

not as bad as you would think actually. better aftertaste than the first bite

[theheroics]

yeah i think goo trumps glitter any day

at least it looked like actual snow

[theheroics]

uhhh really cant say for sure. it was the glitter that was falling from the sky

so it shouldnt be toxic right??

[sefirot]

If you die to such things, I'll be disappointed.

[theheroics]

yeah well you dont go to try to eat snow and expect it to be glitter instead

no one prepares you for that kind of thing

[theheroics]

i didnt say it was me!

[threebetrayals]

Because most people don't eat snow. Period. Especially if it's glittery like this.

[sefirot]

You didn't have to.

[theheroics]

[ not this can't keep happening why does he always get scolded by you ]

cuz i was there watching the whole time of course!

listen im not asking for an interrogation im just asking if this is something i they

should be worried about!!

[skyglider]

Yeah. It was nice knowing you.

[... he says, despite the fact that they don't know each other...]

Interesting. It looks like it would taste sweet.

[stillarhino]

the goo was supposed to make ya all pissed and stuff too

[He's still curious about the taste but anyways...]

hows your friend feeling?

[LOOK, HE DID THIS BEFORE and it was for an actual friend so this tracks!]