A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. They're done for. [do NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL]

[... ... ...]

How did it taste?

[theheroics]

great!! just great!! [ ZACK DOESN'T KNOW THAT. HE DOESN'T.

welp time to start writing his will or something, I don't know—

but really link was asking all the right questions here ]

not as bad as you would think actually. better aftertaste than the first bite

[skyglider]

Yeah. It was nice knowing you.

[... he says, despite the fact that they don't know each other...]

Interesting. It looks like it would taste sweet.

[theheroics]

me? wait i didnt say it was me!

[ wow he really was a goner. this guy clearly knew what he was talking about. ]

youd think that right? it really didnt taste like much of anything. kinda just sad and plasticy

[skyglider]

Well, since you know about the taste and all.

Hmm...

[There's a pause for a few minutes. Then--]

You're right. It is somewhat disappointing.

[theheroics]

hey dont go getting any ideas about eating it too

one person down is enough

[skyglider]

Too late. But I've had a good run. Death, too, is an adventure.

1/2

[theheroics]

[ LINK WHAT THE FUCK ]

[theheroics]

[ But you know what? Respect. ]

its been an honor man.

1/2

[skyglider]

The honor is all mine, friend. See you on the other side.

[they don't even KNOW EACH OTHER, GOD.]

2/2

[skyglider]

[... ... ...

An absurdly long time later:]

For what it's worth, I don't think we're actually going to die.

[theheroics]

[ THEY ARE COMRADES-IN-ARMS NOW.

BROTHERS FOR LIFE.







but oh damn he wasn't expecting a reply back so fast. Welcome back! ]

yeah the feeling passed about two hours ago but i wasnt sure if you made it out in one piece

[skyglider]

[THE TRAUMA BOND HAS BEEN FORGED.]

Oh. Not to worry, I've eaten worse.

[... I mean, weird flex, but okay--]

[theheroics]

[ wow okay but since you brought it to the table- ]

oh yeah? like what

[skyglider]

For example, rocks.

[Said with literally no hesitation, oh my god]

[theheroics]

wait for real?

like rock rocks? did you know thats what you were eating?

[skyglider]

[...]

I'm not sure I want to answer that, actually.

[Which probably serves as an answer in itself...]

[theheroics]

[ Oh yeah. He gets it. ]

i get being curious n all but now im worried about your teeth