A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[stillarhino]

the goo was supposed to make ya all pissed and stuff too

[He's still curious about the taste but anyways...]

hows your friend feeling?

[LOOK, HE DID THIS BEFORE and it was for an actual friend so this tracks!]

[theheroics]

wait so you ate the goo? did you get mad?

[ because THAT sounds weird. Another thing to avoid in this freaking place. ]

a serious stomach ache but i think theyll make it though. i hope.

[stillarhino]

nah was just messing with a friend and said i did



think they gonna be shitting glitter?

[theheroics]

guess ill find out in a couple of hours




when they tell me about it i guess

[stillarhino]

you better tell us after they take a dump aight

[Because science!]

[theheroics]

[ Science!! ]

pretty sure theres a couple people here that are tired of me tellin things publicly

but ill let you know for sure

[stillarhino]

[He's going to hold you to that, Zack!]

we can keep it between the two of us man

but if it aint going out that end what if its gonna go out the other
you said thems having a stomach ache right

[theheroics]

rather it go no ways but looks like its either one of the other

cant tell which is the better option cuz theres still gunna be glitter everywhere

[stillarhino]

gonna be worse if it goes out both ways

[theheroics]

oh no im makin it only go one way! no other options!

[stillarhino]

you the one making it go one way
thats kinda gross yo

[He feels bad for your friend, Zack.]

[theheroics]

wait hold on thats not what i meant

i meant they were. my friend! how they choose to get it out is up to them!

[stillarhino]

right
and you just helping them go one way or the other

[He doesn't believe you, Zack. For all the wrong reasons.]

[theheroics]

what? hell no!

listen i didnt mean it like that! i aint got nothing to do with this!

[stillarhino]

hey i aint kinkshaming you man
you do you

[theheroics]

i already told you man thats not it!
dont go thinkin im into any weird stuff

[stillarhino]

aight sure
just remember to wash your hands when you done with whatever yous doing

[theheroics]

oh knock it off already!!

[ HE'S SLAMMING HIS JOURNAL DOWN POUTING. THANKS, BEAT. ]