A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[spikyheaded]

[Because Cloud's the responsible one between them?!]

I'd be worried if I were you.

[theheroics]

[ ......... ]

wait seriously??

[spikyheaded]

Probably. Snowcones are made of ice and not glitter after all.

Besides, I've never heard of anyone eating glitter before. So it's never been done or...

[He'll leave the rest to your imagination.]

[theheroics]

[ Cloud no don't do that to him, no- ]

i

i mean they

didnt know it was glitter at first! it was falling from the freakin sky!

[spikyheaded]

Gues your friend can take it as a lesson not to trust anything from here. Even the snow.

[theheroics]

believe me. they know.

never again

[spikyheaded]

Never again, huh. You sure there won't be another one of these in the next month?

[theheroics]

pinky promise

im not putting anything near my mouth if i dunno what it is


or even if i do

[theheroics]

i mean if it was me


which it wasnt

[spikyheaded]

Right. As long as I'm not the one cleaning up whatever glitter gets left behind, I'll believe whatever it is you're saying.

[No, he won't but... sure, Zack.]

[theheroics]

you wont see a spec anywhere! promise!





just avoid the bathroom for a little bit tho k?

[spikyheaded]

You won't see me ten feet from it.

[This next part follows after some thought. Might as well continue humoring him.]

Hope your friend feels better.

[theheroics]

[ He appreciates it, even though a part of him already feels like Cloud has already figured it out... ]

thanks. i hope so too

[ brb going to decompose for a couple of hours ]