A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: sora

[oathkeeper]

uhhh what if you drink a lot of milk and water?

i bet you could just poop it all out

[theheroics]

idk if thatll help but anything worth a try

its gotta come out one way or another! guess im theyre gunna be best friends with the toilet for awhile

[oathkeeper]

yeah! honestly anything feels better after having a good poop so you should get your friend to try it! they'll probably feel better eventually!

[theheroics]

encourage my friend to poop? guess theres no harm in that!

great work sora! youve got some good advice

[oathkeeper]

haha i know! i should make a job out of this! doctor sora's life advice?!

[NOOOO]

[theheroics]

[ WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA ]

oh hell yea! set up a booth n everything. im sure people would come flocking to hear from you!

[oathkeeper]

yeah!! i really like helping people too so maybe i should give that a real shot!!

[theheroics]

ill be rooting for you! go give it your all!

🎀

[oathkeeper]

thanks!! and good luck to your friend too!!

[Good luck pooping!!]