A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[flamekthunder]

You're a human, you're not meant to digest inedible objects.

[theheroics]

it fell from the sky like snow so it was snow okay?

no one said it wasnt gunna be edible!

[flamekthunder]

Why would you eat snow?

[theheroics]

why wouldnt you eat snow?? you eat the ice from your cup right?

its the same thing cept fluffier

[flamekthunder]

You have no idea what might have passed over that snow.

[theheroics]

believe me ive eaten worse

or at least i think i have

[flamekthunder]

That's not something to be proud of.

[theheroics]

yes it does! means my stomach is like a rock.

[flamekthunder]

Or it means you're eating things you shouldn't.

[Like glitter snow.]

[theheroics]

what? youve never been curious before?

[ Where is your sense of childlike wonder! ]

[flamekthunder]

Not for things that are clearly inedible.

[theheroics]

never know until you try.

but i did already take you an the adventuring type. kinda disappointed thats not exactly the case

[flamekthunder]

I prefer different kinds of adventures.

[theheroics]

oh yeah? like what kind?

[flamekthunder]

Classified.

[theheroics]

more like full of crap

[flamekthunder]

Speaking for yourself?

[theheroics]

course not!

[ even though he'll be hugging the actual toilet for awhile now ]

i just know when to have a little fun

[flamekthunder]

Everyone has their own definition of "fun."

[theheroics]

something tells me your idea of "fun" is really boring

[flamekthunder]

At least I'm not going to be shitting glitter for a month.

[theheroics]

a guy cant have one off day can he!?

[flamekthunder]

You'll be needing more than one.