A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[starshower]

Because snow doesn't sparkle like glitter does.

Anyway! Tell your friend to stop by the cafe and I'll be sure he tries a REAL snow cone next time. So he knows for sure what they actually are, and then he can make them himself.

[theheroics]

okay youve got a point. but this world is weird enough for it to be possible

[ Wait!! An offer for food from Tifa? HELLO ]






hey so if my friend cant end up making it i can go in his place. just to survey it myself and bring back the information yknow

[starshower]

[Uh huh...]

Right. What a good friend you are.

Don't suppose your friend might want some other foods as well?

[theheroics]

[ CAN YOU SEE HEAR THE PUPPY DOG EYES FROM THE PAGE, TIFA?

CAN YOU? ]

Please?

[starshower]

[SHE CAN FEEL THEM COMING RIGHT OFF THE PAGE]

As long as it keeps your friend from eating more glitter. Any special requests?

[theheroics]

oh dont worry ill make sure they wont ever do it again. heard it tasted awful anway

you still got some of that leftover cheesecake from the other night?

[starshower]

Your friend has got some expensive tastes...

[And weird ones.]

But yeah, I do. Should probably take it off my hands before it goes bad. On one condition!

[theheroics]

i think the word youre looking for is "refined"

[ Not weird!! ]

but sure. whats the condition?

[starshower]

I need a delivery made to the bakery just down the road from here. Should be on the way back to your friend's place.

[A small price to pay for having "refined" tastes, she thinks!]

[theheroics]

consider it already done!

[ Tifa you were too good to him. ]

just lemme finish some stuff over here and ill be heading ur way real soon

i think we can wrap this up/handwave the rest! 💜

[starshower]

Alright. I'll have everything ready for you. Just come on in to the back when you get here.

🎀 that's fine with me!

[theheroics]

roger that! ur the best!

[ He'll.... likely be spending a bit of time in the bathroom, but he'll make it there! Eventually! ]