A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[burnttoashes]

[He's putting two and two together here, and...]

... did your friend eat the snow?

[theheroics]

like thats such a bad thing!

[burnttoashes]

Under normal circumstances, it's not. But I would have thought the fact that it was glitter rather than snow would have been fairly obvious after a bite or two.

[theheroics]

it was one big bite

maybe two

but they caught on after the third one for sure

[burnttoashes]

You seem to know a great deal about what happened. Were you watching them do it?

[He may or may not be just a tiny bit suspicious.]

[theheroics]

[ shit shit shit ]

no

were just really close! everyones got that one friend they tell everything to right?

[burnttoashes]

[... yeah, he thinks he gets it now.]

You were the friend, weren't you.

[theheroics]

okay but dont go around telling my business to everyone okay?

[ even though this was public........ but details ]

[burnttoashes]

You don't need to worry about that. I have no intentions of doing anything of the sort.

[... because this is public, yeah.]

But I recommend that you be careful about trying to eat the landscape, especially in dreams. There's almost always a catch.

[theheroics]

yeah learning that the hard way

but thanks for having my back. believe me you wont see these kinds of notifs from me again