A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

sender: Ace

[donfire]

your friend won't die! I had a lot of the glitter snow and I'm ok!

[theheroics]

seriously!? aw man thats the best news ive heard all day!

[ But wait. He's gotta ask- ]

did you know it was glitter?

[donfire]

Not at first, but when i held a ball long enough to melt it with my body heat, the glitter didn't melt so i noticed.

Didn't eat the melted one since i tried it and tasted kinda bad though.

[theheroics]

yeah it was kind of awful

for my friend i mean

theyre never gunna do that again. even i know snow isnt suppose to taste like that

[donfire]

Well, your friend will be ok! Just tell them they're gonna end up with sparkly poops! maybe......

[theheroics]

theres no question about that one

not that im looking forward to telling them that...

[donfire]

haha that's fine! They'll figure it out and probably freak out!

[theheroics]

you make it sound like thats a good thing!

[donfire]

It totally is!

not many people can say their poop sparkles!

[theheroics]

huh. guess ur right

not exactly something id go parading around tellin everyone but it is neat to say youve done at least once

[ what are these two even TALKING about ]

[donfire]

What if someone asks you about your poop tho?

[magical things]

[theheroics]

actually kinda hoping they never do

[ and yet he's already had several conversations about it today... PEOPLE PLEASE.... ]

[donfire]

but their faces when they learn of the sparkle!!!!!

[theheroics]

okay theyd probably be really impressed

but im not doing it!! thats between me and the bathroom okay!?

[donfire]

Oh, you ate the snow too? Cool!

[theheroics]

hold on



ur telling me to just ate the glitter without thinkin it was snow? just ate glitter!?

[donfire]

No! I was surprised because you said the one that ate the glittery snow was a friend!