A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[soughtrevenge]

I admit, my knowledge of what can kill a man lies solely on the battlefield. i know how to handle a lance, not how to save a man who ingested... glitter.

[ but that also means that Estinien could be wrong about glitter being... fatal. ]

[theheroics]

well take this as a lesson that not everything is suppose to go in your mouth

[ IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO TEACH A LIFE LESSON.

He's dumb. So dumb. Forgive him. ]

[soughtrevenge]

aye, I've learned that during my travels.

how did you come about this situation? glitter isn't a food...

[theheroics]

it wasnt like i was trying to eat the glitter. it just kinda fell in my hands yknow? from the sky?

i really thought it was just weird looking snow

[soughtrevenge]

mayhap you shouldn't eat snow when it has a peculiar look to it.

is this a common practice on your star?

[theheroics]

everything here is "peculiar" to look at! its like i cant eat anything without some weird effect comin along with it

[ And it's not like he can stop just eating, so!? Doomed. ]

eating snow? not as uncommon as youd think.

[soughtrevenge]

I’ve seen 30 summers and not once have I eaten snow…

[ He had more important things to do… like tending to his flock, or seeking revenge against Nidhogg. You know, typical elezen matters. ]

Are you feeling any ill effects from it?

[theheroics]

but nah. not yet at least. probably gunna really feel it in the morning but ill worry about that later

but you really dont know what ur missing then. should really give it a try sometime! when its actual snow i mean