A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[inheritedearth]

[She's nothing if not direct!]

I don't mind a little mess! Besides, I'm curious! I wanna see! Pleeeease?

[Yes, she did write out all those 'e's.]

Also, I don't think you're supposed to use real snow for them! You're supposed to crush up ice! Who knows what else could be in that snow?

Dogs pee anywhere, you know.

[theheroics]

[ Not the multiple 'e's!! ]

alright alright just give me some time to straighten up a bit and tell cloud. hed get all grumpy when i invite someone without tellin him

i checked the snow before i ate it! it wasnt yellow or anything!

[inheritedearth]

Hmm, do you really think he'll mind? It's just me. I wouldn't want to upset him.

[They're friends, too! And:]

Germs travel.

[theheroics]

wait ur right

it is you! nah he wouldnt mind at all so you can comeon by whenever you want! i think hed like to see you too!

[ .......... okay why does she have a point about this. It's only making his stomach gurgle a little more- ]

i think id know if it tasted like dog pee! i didnt!

[inheritedearth]

Great! I can bring something from the cafe with me!

As for the snowcones, let's just say you got lucky this time. Kind of. Eating glitter can't be great for your insides.

[theheroics]

oh can you?? that sounds great ill take anything!

[ Can you feel his tail waggling, Aerith? Can you? ]

but i know. my stomachs made of steel tho its not like ill be done it by something like that.

[inheritedearth]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to surprise you, then! I'll bring enough for Cloud, too, of course. All bodyguards need to be fed!

[She can absolutely feel his tail wagging from here. His puppy energy is, as usual, off the charts.]

That's proooobably true, but still, you shouldn't push it! Next time you get the urge to eat something weird, you should tell me first. Or take pictures!

[At least let her be entertained by it!]

[theheroics]

youre the best! thanks!

[ ......... but now he's going to clean. and tell cloud. oh boy.


but he'll worry about that later! in the meantime he'll squint his eyes as he hastily tries to reply back before scuffling to throw away some papers to his immediate side. ]

you sure youre actually worried about my wellbeing or just wanna watch when it happens again?

[inheritedearth]

[Good luck! You'll be rewarded with tuna melts!]

Hmm...

Yes?

[Yes.]

[theheroics]

gee thanks!

[inheritedearth]

Oh, don't be such a baby! You can take it!

[theheroics]

not sure that i will. people keel over all the time from broken hearts

[inheritedearth]

Wow, this is really all it took to break your heart? That's kind of worrisome. At your age?!

[He's so young—]

[theheroics]

[ HER WIT WAS TOO GREAT ]

just means i got a big heart! how is that suppose to make me old!?

[inheritedearth]

It just seems like your heart should be stronger than that!

[theheroics]

oh well it is! plenty strong! like a rock!

but even those break when something bigger comes along

[inheritedearth]

A rock, huh. I always thought it was pretty soft, myself.

[theheroics]

for you? it can be whatever you want it to be ;)