A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[theheroics]

guess it could be worse

bowel movements i can deal with. dying? not so much

[10billionpercent]

Humans seem like they're easy to kill, but they're actually not, for the most part.

Glitter should be relatively harmless.

[theheroics]

good to know were made of sturdier stuff then

[ Being a mutated human war machine probably doesn't hurt his chances, either. ]

but thanks. it sounds like you know a lot about this stuff

[10billionpercent]

I know a lot about a lot of things. It's a fun party trick, mostly.

[theheroics]

the one guy with all the trivia huh? i like it

what other interesting facts you got?

[10billionpercent]

Anything science related. I can tell you how must things work. Everything else took a lot of hard work to learn.

[theheroics]

good for you then. hitting the books isnt exactly my thing but its good to know im kicking the bucket anytime soon