A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[theheroics]

well i cant tell your age from this journal, only that youve got some really great advice. you even sound "doctory" to me so ill take it

[herlockian]

Thank you! I do realize you can't see me. For what it's worth, I finally turned 10 last year!

[theheroics]

[theheroics]

you turned how old!?

[herlockian]

10. I suppose I should start looking forward to turning 11 later this year!

[theheroics]

so i really did read that right. you are actually 10

guess that makes you pretty smart huh?

[herlockian]

That's right! "Genius" is the word people typically go with.

[theheroics]

well call me impressed! guess age isnt everything huh?

really proud of you n all. you could say im a bit of a prodigy myself.

[herlockian]

Aww, thank you, Zackie!

Really? At what?

[theheroics]

zackie!?

[ THAT NICKNAME.............. ]

no no. just zack is fine! and wouldnt you like to know that youre speaking to a genuine hero! or close enough.

fast. strong. whatever you think a hero should be? thats me

[herlockian]

[Bad news, she nicknames everyone. Everyone. And is controlled by someone canonblind who has no idea if that's already a Thing so she'll go with what she likes.]

Oh? Well, when I think of heroes, they usually wouldn't want to eat glitter.

[theheroics]

i swear i didnt do it on purpose. youve gotta believe me

[herlockian]

Honestly Hurley's eaten worse on purpose, so it's really not that bad. You won't end up ill on the floor from what you've ingested.

[theheroics]

grateful for that. but dont go thinking that heroes cant make mistakes too! i show you one day just how great of a hero i can be

[herlockian]

Of course I won't. It'd be silly to think that someone would never make a mistake.

All right! I look forward to it!